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« on: December 18, 2009, 02:25:19 PM »
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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2010, 09:52:03 PM »

Feb 9th 2010 Press Release

Feb 9th, 2010

For immediate Release:

It’s come to our attention that some bottles of our special release beers have become defunct in the field. First off, we are really sorry if you had an experience with any bunk beer. As we continue to grow, we’re also learning a lot about production brewing and the challenges it comes with. We take the quality of our beer seriously and want to make sure our best efforts make it into the market. Unfortunately, we have had some stuff slip through that’s not up to our standards. We want to make sure we rectify the situation ASAP. So if you have any “weird” or “off” bottles please email cs [at] shortsbrewing [dot] com and include the following:

    * How many Bottles were affected and of what brands?
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          o $3.40 per bottle gift certificate to pub
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          o An Exchange Certificate for another six pack which can only be done at the brewery.

We thank you in advance for your patience and offer our sincere apologies for any unfortunate experiences. For a bunch of really ambitious home brewers, we’re learning a lot about this whole distribution thing. Rest assured quality is top priority. We are in the process or developing a lab, employing a new filler and lots of other new fancy gadgets to help us improve how we make and package our beer. We look forward to hearing from you. Please enjoy this video as we have already taken disciplinary action in-house for inferior quality making into the market.


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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2010, 08:27:39 AM »
not that's how to take care of your customers... Classy!  :thumbup:
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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2010, 09:18:46 AM »
I wish all brewers would stand behind their product like this.

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2010, 12:37:33 PM »
I wish all brewers would stand behind their product like this.
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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2010, 04:16:08 PM »
I usually make it up to Kalkaska a couple of times each summer, so I'm looking forward to finding this place.  Any recs for the best beers to track down?

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2010, 08:07:32 PM »
Good.  When beers are bad, there will be blood.  I recently got an infected Uber Goober and an infected PB&J in a trade.  I was enjoying a nice sunny day in the park when I thought it might be a good time to open those beers.  A bunch of families were around and there were some kids playing on the playground.  I opened the Uber Goober and poured some into my glass.  "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" I exclaimed in my loudest possible voice.  "This isn't supposed to be a fucking wild ale!"   :hot:  I angrily threw the bottle against the monkey bars as hard as I could and it shattered into hundreds of pieces, causing glass shards to rain down upon everyone there.  A few minutes later, after I had settled down, I opened the PB&J only to find that it was also infected.  A drain pour was too good for this beer.  Only a head smash would do.  I grabbed the half-full bottle and slammed it against my dome piece with as much force as I could muster up.  :wall: I woke up what must have been a few seconds later, a little dazed but strangely satisfied.  Yep, definitely some unintended bugs in those beers.

Without the quality issues though, I hear those beers can be pretty good.  Hopefully I'll get a chance to try the non-infected versions whenever Short's gets this right.

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2010, 10:36:30 PM »
Good.  When beers are bad, there will be blood.  I recently got an infected Uber Goober and an infected PB&J in a trade.  I was enjoying a nice sunny day in the park when I thought it might be a good time to open those beers.  A bunch of families were around and there were some kids playing on the playground.  I opened the Uber Goober and poured some into my glass.  "WHAT THE ####?!?!" I exclaimed in my loudest possible voice.  "This isn't supposed to be a ####ing wild ale!"   :hot:  I angrily threw the bottle against the monkey bars as hard as I could and it shattered into hundreds of pieces, causing glass shards to rain down upon everyone there.  A few minutes later, after I had settled down, I opened the PB&J only to find that it was also infected.  A drain pour was too good for this beer.  Only a head smash would do.  I grabbed the half-full bottle and slammed it against my dome piece with as much force as I could muster up.  :wall: I woke up what must have been a few seconds later, a little dazed but strangely satisfied.  Yep, definitely some unintended bugs in those beers.

Without the quality issues though, I hear those beers can be pretty good.  Hopefully I'll get a chance to try the non-infected versions whenever Short's gets this right.
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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2010, 09:17:27 PM »
When did Shorts make it to Chicago? My buddy just got 2 sixer at Binny's in Lake Zurich. I hadn't heard anything about this, is it a one off for CBC?

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2010, 09:21:26 PM »
When did Shorts make it to Chicago? My buddy just got 2 sixer at Binny's in Lake Zurich. I hadn't heard anything about this, is it a one off for CBC?

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2010, 09:35:50 PM »
When did Shorts make it to Chicago? My buddy just got 2 sixer at Binny's in Lake Zurich. I hadn't heard anything about this, is it a one off for CBC?

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2010, 09:51:50 PM »
Got 2 sixers. Might have to get 2 more.

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2010, 03:33:04 AM »
Got 2 sixers. Might have to get 2 more.

short's is 2 legit 2 quit 

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2010, 05:24:28 AM »
Got 2 sixers. Might have to get 2 more.

short's is 2 legit 2 quit 

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2010, 10:25:04 AM »
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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2010, 08:49:39 PM »
3 more bottled

http://www.mlive.com/kalamabrew/index.ssf/2010/06/expect_three_more_beers_from_s.html

The Black Licorice Lager has also been bottled and is out currently.

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2010, 08:47:29 PM »
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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2010, 11:54:24 AM »
I like a lot of their beers but they have perhaps the worst logo in brewing history.  I guess it could be the best, depending on your likes?

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2010, 07:43:20 AM »

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2011, 09:48:36 PM »
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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2011, 10:23:32 PM »
Can't wait to get me some Short's  :excited:
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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2011, 09:59:58 AM »
That Spruce Pilsner sounds amazing!
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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #24 on: July 01, 2011, 10:34:57 AM »
That Spruce Pilsner sounds amazing!

When they poured it at Great Taste, it was super spruce-y. A little too much for me. I didn't hate it, but their other stuff was much better IMO.

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2011, 11:28:49 AM »
That Spruce Pilsner sounds amazing!

When they poured it at Great Taste, it was super spruce-y. A little too much for me. I didn't hate it, but their other stuff was much better IMO.

I agree.  Too much spruce.
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Re: shorts brewing
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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2012, 05:27:10 PM »
Digging the Kolsch 45 I picked up in Madison :thumbup:

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2012, 07:08:56 PM »
when I was at shorts last week I missed out on Strawberry Short Cake bottles by a few days...
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« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2012, 10:00:13 PM »
Digging the Kolsch 45 I picked up in Madison :thumbup:

Definitely a tasty beer. I really like that one as well.

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #30 on: January 09, 2013, 09:43:01 AM »
http://www.shortsbrewing.com/make-your-choice/

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After almost 400 votes were cast, the top 3 brews named in the “you decide” election we held last week were Black Cherry Porter, Captain Fantasy, and Chocolate Wheat. We decided to have a run-off election between the top 3 choices using Surveymonkey. Votes may be cast until 11:59 pm on January 20th. The winner gets brewed and bottled in 2013!

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« Reply #31 on: January 09, 2013, 12:10:53 PM »
http://www.shortsbrewing.com/make-your-choice/

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Choose the Beer to Add to the 2013 Brew Schedule!
After almost 400 votes were cast, the top 3 brews named in the “you decide” election we held last week were Black Cherry Porter, Captain Fantasy, and Chocolate Wheat. We decided to have a run-off election between the top 3 choices using Surveymonkey. Votes may be cast until 11:59 pm on January 20th. The winner gets brewed and bottled in 2013!

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/BN8HDSJ

That's not easy at all. I had chocolate wheat a few times up at the brewery and it was awesome. BCP and CF are great as well...


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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2013, 06:26:38 PM »
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We just put the Honey Badger on tap. It's an India Black Ale made with orange blossom honey, which provides a faint sweetness alongside the prominent flavors of roasted malt and burnt cocoa. Hints of citrus fruit hide in the finish paralleled by the pronounced bitterness, reminiscent of a rich cup of black coffee. ABV 8.6%/ IBU 101. We are also tapping a few kegs of Bourbon Wizard, starting right now!

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2013, 07:19:48 AM »


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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2013, 12:12:40 PM »
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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #36 on: February 06, 2013, 02:26:56 PM »
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In celebration of the 2013 Extreme Beer Festival (EBF), there will be a very limited one-time-only release of Short’s Brews in the Boston area beginning this week. Our beers will be available at both off-premise and on-premise retailers in support of the EBF mission to explore the extremes of what craft beer can be.

Fans will be able to briefly find Huma Lupa Licious (American IPA), Pandemonium Pale Ale, and Soft Parade (High Gravity Fruit Rye Ale) at some of the best beer stores and beer bars in Boston. So, keep a watchful eye out for this unique opportunity to get Short’s on the East coast and continue to celebrate the extreme in craft beer!

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #37 on: February 26, 2013, 08:36:43 AM »


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Now on tap at the pub: Abnormal Genius - High Gravity Golden Ale brewed with local Earthwork honey and fermented with sunflower seeds! Named for one of Joe's monikers, this beer blends together the honey's bright sweetness with the distinctive nuttiness of the sunflower seeds. This beer brilliantly balances the bitter, the dry, and the sweet. First released as beer 9 of 13 in our 2007 Imperial Series, Abnormal Genius returns now to our brewpub at 8.3% ABV and 53 IBU.

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« Reply #38 on: February 28, 2013, 08:41:30 PM »


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New on tap at our brewpub: Carob Stout - A big-bodied stout with distinguishable characteristics granted by the substantial use of roasted malt, dark specialty grains, and ground carob. Carob is a legume best know for its cocoa flavor and its richness in vitamins and minerals. Carob Stout (6.4% ABV and 92 IBU) is the final beer to be rereleased from our 2007 Imperial Beer Series. Come by the pub in Bellaire to experience this "cordial journey of sumptuous rich intricacy"!

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #40 on: August 01, 2013, 07:12:43 AM »


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Variety is the Short’s of Life (Part 2)
The response to our first ever variety pack earlier this year was so positive, we’re going back for seconds! This time, the all-new selection includes Pandemonium Pale Ale, Local’s Light, Lil’ Wheezy, and ControversiALE. Variety Pack 2.0 is set to hit shelves as soon as this Friday (August 2nd). Great for sharing, bring along the Short’s variety pack to become a Beer Liberator yourself!

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2013, 06:06:13 AM »
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Originating from an idea conceived in 2009 by Bellaire pub brewer Ryan Hale, this week marks an annual moment of excitement when Strawberry Short’s Cake returns! One of our most popular concept beers, Strawberry Short’s Cake bottles are once again available in very limited quantities throughout the great state of Michigan.

A golden ale creates the perfect foundation for the experimental Strawberry Short’s Cake (5% ABV, 25 IBU). The additions of strawberries and milk sugar transform this beer into a rose-colored nectar that is pleasingly sweet with hints of cream. Biscuit flavors and aromas arise from the use of large amounts of Victory malt. Certain to be gone as quickly as it comes, be sure to check out the better beer stores in your area soon to get your slice of Strawberry Short’s Cake!


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« Reply #42 on: August 06, 2013, 10:52:16 AM »
http://www.shortsbrewing.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Variety-Pack-2.0-300x300.jpg

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The response to our first ever variety pack earlier this year was so positive, we’re going back for seconds! This time, the all-new selection includes Pandemonium Pale Ale, Local’s Light, Lil’ Wheezy, and ControversiALE. Variety Pack 2.0 is set to hit shelves as soon as this Friday (August 2nd). Great for sharing, bring along the Short’s variety pack to become a Beer Liberator yourself!

Wonder if these are floating around Madison? :coffee:

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« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2013, 11:16:23 AM »
http://www.shortsbrewing.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Variety-Pack-2.0-300x300.jpg

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Variety is the Short’s of Life (Part 2)
The response to our first ever variety pack earlier this year was so positive, we’re going back for seconds! This time, the all-new selection includes Pandemonium Pale Ale, Local’s Light, Lil’ Wheezy, and ControversiALE. Variety Pack 2.0 is set to hit shelves as soon as this Friday (August 2nd). Great for sharing, bring along the Short’s variety pack to become a Beer Liberator yourself!

Wonder if these are floating around Madison? :coffee:

Of course they would release this right after my wife gets home from MI.  Razzle frazzle.
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« Reply #44 on: September 11, 2013, 06:19:33 AM »
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“Two people who belong together make a world.” An annual celebration of love, Ale la Reverend returns to bottles and will be released to retailers throughout Michigan starting this Wednesday (9/11)!
Ale la Reverend (4.0% ABV, 66 IBU) is a distinctively dry, light bodied Session IPA with an appealing golden hue, thirst-quenching crispness, and laden with pungent hop aromas of citrus and spruce. Semi-sweet malt provides a backdrop for some mild earthy flavors and slight grassy notes. Doubling the dry-hop additions allows for lower alcohol levels, while still providing the entire hop effect expected of an IPA.

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Re: shorts brewing
« Reply #45 on: September 25, 2013, 02:12:33 PM »
http://www.shortsbrewing.com/beer-schedule-2014/

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2014 BEER SCHEDULE
 
Year Round Flagships
Bellaire Brown
Huma Lupa Licious
Local’s Light
Soft Parade
 
Seasonal Releases
Good Humans   November 2013- January
ControversiALE   February- April
Nicie Spicie   May- July
Beard of Zeus   August- October
Yet to be determined Stout   November- December
 
Seasonal Pale Ale
Chatterbox   January- March
Pandemonium Pale Ale   April- June
Yosemite Scooter   July- September
Bonafide Legit   October- December
 
Limited Releases
Empress Catherine   Early January
Publican Porter   Mid January
Goodnight Bodacious   Early February
Uncle Steve’s Irish Stout   Mid February
Freedom of ’78   Late February
Superfluid   Early March
Hopstache   Mid March
Bludgeon Yer Eye   Early April
Alien Einstein   Mid April
Anniversary Ale   Early May
Cinnabilly   Mid May
Prolonged Enjoyment   Late May
Key Lime Pie   Early June
India Spruce Pilsner   Late June
MMMKay   Early July
Strawberry Short’s Cake   Mid July
Cerveza De Julie   Early August
Wowee Zowee   Mid August
Noble Chaos   Early September
White Falcon   Early September
Lil Wheezy   Mid September
Kind Ale   Early October
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster   Early October
The Curl   Mid October
Evil Urges   Early November
Stellar Ale   Mid November
Liberator   Late November
Aphasia   Early December
Fan’s Choice   Mid December
*Release Dates and styles are subject to change. More varieties may also be available than what is listed above. The ‘Beer Schedule’ does not include the numerous R&D beers (and draft only selections) that will be available throughout the year at the Bellaire Brew Pub and selected Beer Events.
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a TBS pre-party for GTMW, one can only hope...  :kathleen:

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