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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #50 on: November 23, 2009, 03:12:13 PM »
Westside Threat

See, now this is news I can use.  I have always wondered about the Justin/Skye schtick, but I do need someone to explain the Don King thing.

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #51 on: November 23, 2009, 03:36:17 PM »
Westside Threat- aka Justin, but he'll go on a long winded diatribe about how his father changed his name to Skye. By the time he's done you'll be more confused than furley staring an a freshly opened growler. He works in the digital effects/animation field for a large movie production company in L.A.


Has out punted his coverage by hooking up with The Blond Bombshell,who also happens to enjoy fine craft brews.

He is famous at work for being the Don King of "I dare you", and once lost a bet to a guy who drank a gallon of milk in an hour without puking. 

His idea for a more organized trade forum spawned the "Child Forum" for the BIFs, and he's proud of it. Tip Top and West Side have the longest ongoing trade known to the intranets.

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #52 on: November 23, 2009, 06:06:45 PM »
Westside Threat

See, now this is news I can use.  I have always wondered about the Justin/Skye schtick, but I do need someone to explain the Don King thing.

we've known each other long enough... let's hear the story

hell, if GATOR knows then we should all know  :mellow:
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #53 on: November 23, 2009, 06:40:07 PM »
Westside Threat

See, now this is news I can use.  I have always wondered about the Justin/Skye schtick, but I do need someone to explain the Don King thing.

we've known each other long enough... let's hear the story

hell, if GATOR knows then we should all know  :mellow:

Which one?  As for the Don King thing...I like to get people to do "stuff".  Competitive eating challenges, etc.

Milk challenges
Krispy Kreme challenge
Cinnamon challenge

So on, so forth.  I'm the Don King because I'm the promoter, I don't normally participate.  I generally provide the funding for the necessary materials. 
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #54 on: November 23, 2009, 06:55:14 PM »
justin/skye  :popcorn:
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #55 on: November 23, 2009, 08:46:09 PM »
A cinnamon challenge??  I love the stuff, but that sounds sadistic.

What sorts of challenges? Time limits, time racing, quantity...?  How many co-workers have you done this to?

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #56 on: November 23, 2009, 08:47:44 PM »
A cinnamon challenge??  I love the stuff, but that sounds sadistic.

What sorts of challenges? Time limits, time racing, quantity...?  How many co-workers have you done this to?
Cinnamon Challenge
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #57 on: November 24, 2009, 07:05:49 PM »
:mellow:
i'm not good at putting this stuff in words but i can't see myself with anyone else except maybe urbanhack.

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #58 on: December 04, 2009, 05:41:48 PM »
:tumbleweed:

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #59 on: December 04, 2009, 06:17:28 PM »
:tumbleweed:

I thought it was a good idea.  Guess others weren't as fond of it. :shrug:

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #60 on: December 07, 2009, 03:15:09 PM »
:tumbleweed:

I thought it was a good idea.  Guess others weren't as fond of it. :shrug:

I like it...jut trying to give others a shot at doing the writeup before I take over.  :coffee:
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #61 on: December 07, 2009, 11:21:11 PM »
:tumbleweed:

I thought it was a good idea.  Guess others weren't as fond of it. :shrug:

I like it...jut trying to give others a shot at doing the writeup before I take over.  :coffee:

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #62 on: December 08, 2009, 10:41:40 PM »
cjsell = Enjoys the cock.  Also likes taking it in the ass and is strong proponent of the rusty trombone, either giving or receiving.  Also is a big fan of cupping the balls while wearing his parrot hat and tickling the perineum with his molestache.  Did I mention that he likes the cock?  Also, his brother is basically the king of kings when it comes to awesomeness.


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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #63 on: December 09, 2009, 08:51:35 AM »
cjsell = Enjoys the cock.  Also likes taking it in the ass and is strong proponent of the rusty trombone, either giving or receiving.  Also is a big fan of cupping the balls while wearing his parrot hat and tickling the perineum with his molestache.  Did I mention that he likes the cock?  Also, his brother is basically the king of kings when it comes to awesomeness.

Who's cjsell?  He sounds awesome.
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #64 on: December 09, 2009, 02:42:30 PM »
PM sent :wub:

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #65 on: December 09, 2009, 02:54:35 PM »
cjsell = Enjoys the cock.  Also likes taking it in the ass and is strong proponent of the rusty trombone, either giving or receiving.  Also is a big fan of cupping the balls while wearing his parrot hat and tickling the perineum with his molestache.  Did I mention that he likes the cock?  Also, his brother is basically the king of kings when it comes to awesomeness.
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #66 on: December 09, 2009, 03:32:57 PM »
cjsell = Enjoys the cock.  Also likes taking it in the ass and is strong proponent of the rusty trombone, either giving or receiving.  Also is a big fan of cupping the balls while wearing his parrot hat and tickling the perineum with his molestache.  Did I mention that he likes the cock?  Also, his brother is basically the king of kings when it comes to awesomeness.

Is he single?

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #67 on: December 10, 2009, 06:39:56 PM »
cjsell = Enjoys the cock.  Also likes taking it in the ass and is strong proponent of the rusty trombone, either giving or receiving.  Also is a big fan of cupping the balls while wearing his parrot hat and tickling the perineum with his molestache.  Did I mention that he likes the cock?  Also, his brother is basically the king of kings when it comes to awesomeness.

Is he single?

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #68 on: December 10, 2009, 07:11:24 PM »
cjsell = Enjoys the cock.  Also likes taking it in the ass and is strong proponent of the rusty trombone, either giving or receiving.  Also is a big fan of cupping the balls while wearing his parrot hat and tickling the perineum with his molestache.  Did I mention that he likes the cock?  Also, his brother is basically the king of kings when it comes to awesomeness.

Is he single?

Sorry, I only like dudes with hair. 

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #69 on: December 10, 2009, 07:54:39 PM »
:trainwreck:


This poor thread...

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"His name is Dr. Rockzo.  He's a rock'n'roll clown.  He does cocaine...I'm afraid that's all we know."
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #71 on: December 11, 2009, 10:46:58 AM »
:trainwreck:


This poor thread...

word.  Typical TBS thread.  Even with "Getting Past the Schtick" right in the title and having the thread posted by a mod, it still crashes and burns.
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #72 on: December 11, 2009, 10:58:16 AM »
:trainwreck:


This poor thread...

word.  Typical TBS thread.  Even with "Getting Past the Schtick" right in the title and having the thread posted by a mod, it still crashes and burns.
TBS Schtick is stronger than the gravitational pull of a black hole.  Don't fight it, accept it and realize that against your best efforts, you will be consumed and a part of it as well.

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #73 on: December 11, 2009, 11:50:42 AM »
:trainwreck:


This poor thread...

word.  Typical TBS thread.  Even with "Getting Past the Schtick" right in the title and having the thread posted by a mod, it still crashes and burns.
TBS Schtick is stronger than the gravitational pull of a black hole.  Don't fight it, accept it and realize that against your best efforts, you will be consumed and a part of it as well.

Exactly.  I wasn't lamenting the demise of the original intent of the thread by any means; I enjoy schtick and fully realize that I'm one of the purveyors.  I certainly respect TT's original efforts, as evidenced by my serious entries.

Just because I was serious doesn't mean I can't goof off, too.   :bye:

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #74 on: December 11, 2009, 12:16:14 PM »
:trainwreck:


This poor thread...

word.  Typical TBS thread.  Even with "Getting Past the Schtick" right in the title and having the thread posted by a mod, it still crashes and burns.
TBS Schtick is stronger than the gravitational pull of a black hole.  Don't fight it, accept it and realize that against your best efforts, you will be consumed and a part of it as well.

Exactly.  I wasn't lamenting the demise of the original intent of the thread by any means; I enjoy schtick and fully realize that I'm one of the purveyors.  I certainly respect TT's original efforts, as evidenced by my serious entries.

Just because I was serious doesn't mean I can't goof off, too.   :bye:

:goodposting:


Also, smelly's entry is NOT shtick...so there


Entries in the first post = :$:
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #75 on: December 11, 2009, 01:19:32 PM »
TBS = NO FUN LEAGUE

LET'S NOT LET THINGS GET OUT OF HAND, PEOPLE
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #76 on: December 11, 2009, 01:42:21 PM »
:trainwreck:


This poor thread...

word.  Typical TBS thread.  Even with "Getting Past the Schtick" right in the title and having the thread posted by a mod, it still crashes and burns.
TBS Schtick is stronger than the gravitational pull of a black hole.  Don't fight it, accept it and realize that against your best efforts, you will be consumed and a part of it as well.

Exactly.  I wasn't lamenting the demise of the original intent of the thread by any means; I enjoy schtick and fully realize that I'm one of the purveyors.  I certainly respect TT's original efforts, as evidenced by my serious entries.

Just because I was serious doesn't mean I can't goof off, too.   :bye:

:goodposting:


Also, smelly's entry is NOT shtick...so there


Entries in the first post = :$:

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #77 on: December 11, 2009, 03:50:56 PM »
Also, smelly's entry is NOT shtick...so there

:goodposting:


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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #78 on: December 14, 2009, 05:54:02 PM »
TBS = NO FUN LEAGUE

How would you know?

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #79 on: December 14, 2009, 05:56:27 PM »
TBS = NO FUN LEAGUE

How would you know?

:coffee:

i'm busy protecting America from product endorsers who don't meet an appropriate moral standard, fella
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #80 on: December 14, 2009, 05:59:32 PM »
TBS = NO FUN LEAGUE

How would you know?

:coffee:

i'm busy protecting America from product endorsers who don't meet an appropriate moral standard, fella

what does this have to do with you not participating in the fantasy sports here?

???  :furley:
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #81 on: December 14, 2009, 06:01:13 PM »
TBS = NO FUN LEAGUE

LET'S NOT LET THINGS GET OUT OF HAND, PEOPLE

Don't you mean The Fantasy League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #82 on: December 14, 2009, 06:02:37 PM »
TBS = NO FUN LEAGUE

How would you know?

:coffee:

i'm busy protecting America from product endorsers who don't meet an appropriate moral standard, fella

what does this have to do with you not participating in the fantasy sports here?

???  :furley:

do you even read the threads or is this comment by numbers? :furley:

between you and Gator's PM shtick, i'm gonna have a hernia  :slap:
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« Reply #83 on: December 14, 2009, 06:15:02 PM »
TBS = NO FUN LEAGUE

LET'S NOT LET THINGS GET OUT OF HAND, PEOPLE

Don't you mean The Fantasy League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?

 :lol:

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #84 on: February 09, 2010, 09:44:40 PM »
Gator, AKA Kegergator, is one of the approximately 750 Steves at TBS and lives in some bumwad town near Fresno that the majority of you have happily never heard of.  He's outpunted his coverage by a wide margin and has managed to keep her around long enough to pop out a couple of kids, one of whom plays baseball despite his father's complete lack of any knowledge of the sport whatsoever.  Around here he's known for sleeping in bathtubs, doing mad trickz on the quads, posting unfathomable numbers of forgettable posts on the internet, spooning with Josh Hamilton, and is the only Cleveland Browns fan on the west coast.  Too much schtick to even begin mentioning.

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #85 on: February 09, 2010, 09:49:20 PM »
Gator, AKA Kegergator, is one of the approximately 750 Steves at TBS and lives in some bumwad town near Fresno that the majority of you have happily never heard of.  He's outpunted his coverage by a wide margin and has managed to keep her around long enough to pop out a couple of kids, one of whom plays baseball despite his father's complete lack of any knowledge of the sport whatsoever.  Around here he's known for sleeping in bathtubs, doing mad trickz on the quads, posting unfathomable numbers of forgettable posts on the internet, spooning with Josh Hamilton, and is the only Cleveland Browns fan on the west coast.  Too much schtick to even begin mentioning.
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #86 on: February 09, 2010, 10:23:49 PM »
Gator, AKA Kegergator, is one of the approximately 750 Steves at TBS and lives in some bumwad town near Fresno that the majority of you have happily never heard of.  He's outpunted his coverage by a wide margin and has managed to keep her around long enough to pop out a couple of kids, one of whom plays baseball despite his father's complete lack of any knowledge of the sport whatsoever.  Around here he's known for sleeping in bathtubs, doing mad trickz on the quads, posting unfathomable numbers of forgettable posts on the internet, spooning with Josh Hamilton, and is the only Cleveland Browns fan on the west coast.  Too much schtick to even begin mentioning.

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #87 on: February 11, 2010, 02:31:14 PM »
Bakes, AKA :bakes:, is one of the elder statesmen of TBS and one of the funnier and more likable characters you'll find on here.  Known for his many loves, including:  charring the flesh in his smoker, drinking good brews, watching cars on the dirt oval, and collecting speakers capable of drowning out a 747.  Knowledgeable on pretty much everything and has probably done everything better, faster, and harder than you could ever dream of.  Mrs. Bakes has got to be eligible for the sainthood if she can get a couple of miracles in. 

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« Reply #88 on: February 11, 2010, 03:23:32 PM »
Bakes, AKA :bakes:, is one of the elder statesmen of TBS and one of the funnier and more likable characters you'll find on here.  Known for his many loves, including:  charring the flesh in his smoker, drinking good brews, watching cars on the dirt oval, and collecting speakers capable of drowning out a 747.  Knowledgeable on pretty much everything and has probably done everything better, faster, and harder than you could ever dream of.  Mrs. Bakes has got to be eligible for the sainthood if she can get a couple of miracles in. 

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #89 on: February 11, 2010, 04:21:39 PM »
Bakes, AKA :bakes:, is one of the elder statesmen of TBS and one of the funnier and more likable characters you'll find on here.  Known for his many loves, including:  charring the flesh in his smoker, drinking good brews, watching cars on the dirt oval, and collecting speakers capable of drowning out a 747.  Knowledgeable on pretty much everything and has probably done everything better, faster, and harder than you could ever dream of.  Mrs. Bakes has got to be eligible for the sainthood if she can get a couple of miracles in. 

goodlawdamigthy this has to be true

She even put up with his multiple calls from his first trip to Great Taste telling her how great it was.  He might have gushed more in each and every call.

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #90 on: February 15, 2010, 10:56:01 AM »
Bakes, AKA :bakes:, is one of the elder statesmen of TBS and one of the funnier and more likable characters you'll find on here.  Known for his many loves, including:  charring the flesh in his smoker, drinking good brews, watching cars on the dirt oval, and collecting speakers capable of drowning out a 747.  Knowledgeable on pretty much everything and has probably done everything better, faster, and harder than you could ever dream of.  Mrs. Bakes has got to be eligible for the sainthood if she can get a couple of miracles in. 

goodlawdamigthy this has to be true

She even put up with his multiple calls from his first trip to Great Taste telling her how great it was.  He might have gushed more in each and every call.
:lol: :lol: :lol:  I tend to get, umm, enthusiastic when I've had a few... then I fall asleep.  :yes:
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #91 on: February 15, 2010, 10:57:54 AM »
Gator, AKA Kegergator, is one of the approximately 750 Steves at TBS and lives in some bumwad town near Fresno that the majority of you have happily never heard of.  He's outpunted his coverage by a wide margin and has managed to keep her around long enough to pop out a couple of kids, one of whom plays baseball despite his father's complete lack of any knowledge of the sport whatsoever.  Around here he's known for sleeping in bathtubs, doing mad trickz on the quads, posting unfathomable numbers of forgettable posts on the internet, spooning with Josh Hamilton, and is the only Cleveland Browns fan on the west coast.  Too much schtick to even begin mentioning.
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #92 on: February 15, 2010, 11:01:22 AM »
Bakes, AKA :bakes:, is one of the elder statesmen of TBS and one of the funnier and more likable characters you'll find on here.  Known for his many loves, including:  charring the flesh in his smoker, drinking good brews, watching cars on the dirt oval, and collecting speakers capable of drowning out a 747.  Knowledgeable on pretty much everything and has probably done everything better, faster, and harder than you could ever dream of.  Mrs. Bakes has got to be eligible for the sainthood if she can get a couple of miracles in. 

There have been no truer words spoken in this thread.  Except for maybe Kathleen's amazing cryogenic defrostation.
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« Reply #93 on: February 15, 2010, 12:35:17 PM »
Kathleen's amazing cryogenic deforestation.

Kathleen's been killing trees by freezing them? This explains quite a bit actually. How does Matt feel about this?
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #94 on: February 15, 2010, 01:20:03 PM »
Bakes, AKA :bakes:, is one of the elder statesmen of TBS and one of the funnier and more likable characters you'll find on here.  Known for his many loves, including:  charring the flesh in his smoker, drinking good brews, watching cars on the dirt oval, and collecting speakers capable of drowning out a 747.  Knowledgeable on pretty much everything and has probably done everything better, faster, and harder than you could ever dream of.  Mrs. Bakes has got to be eligible for the sainthood if she can get a couple of miracles in. 

There have been no truer words spoken in this thread.  Except for maybe Kathleen's amazing cryogenic defrostation.

 :bye:




(My friend recently bought an apron from this company, so I'm obliquely cross-referencing it and my supposed oldness.)

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« Reply #95 on: February 15, 2010, 06:50:46 PM »
my supposed oldness

"Supposed"? Sweetheart, you "play" much older than your age. You join AARP yet? I hear they have killer insurance that works in addition to the Medicare that you recently applied for (allegedly).
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #96 on: February 15, 2010, 06:52:22 PM »
Bakes, AKA :bakes:, is one of the elder statesmen of TBS and one of the funnier and more likable characters you'll find on here.  Known for his many loves, including:  charring the flesh in his smoker, drinking good brews, watching cars on the dirt oval, and collecting speakers capable of drowning out a 747.  Knowledgeable on pretty much everything and has probably done everything better, faster, and harder than you could ever dream of.  Mrs. Bakes has got to be eligible for the sainthood if she can get a couple of miracles in. 

There have been no truer words spoken in this thread.  Except for maybe Kathleen's amazing cryogenic defrostation.

 :bye:




(My friend recently bought an apron from this company, so I'm obliquely cross-referencing it and my supposed oldness.)

buying one of these for my wife right now  :wub:
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #97 on: February 15, 2010, 07:03:36 PM »
Bakes, AKA :bakes:, is one of the elder statesmen of TBS and one of the funnier and more likable characters you'll find on here.  Known for his many loves, including:  charring the flesh in his smoker, drinking good brews, watching cars on the dirt oval, and collecting speakers capable of drowning out a 747.  Knowledgeable on pretty much everything and has probably done everything better, faster, and harder than you could ever dream of.  Mrs. Bakes has got to be eligible for the sainthood if she can get a couple of miracles in. 

There have been no truer words spoken in this thread.  Except for maybe Kathleen's amazing cryogenic defrostation.

 :bye:




(My friend recently bought an apron from this company, so I'm obliquely cross-referencing it and my supposed oldness.)

buying one of these for my wife right now  :wub:

What are the odds she will use it to hang you?

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #98 on: February 15, 2010, 09:43:33 PM »
Bakes, AKA :bakes:, is one of the elder statesmen of TBS and one of the funnier and more likable characters you'll find on here.  Known for his many loves, including:  charring the flesh in his smoker, drinking good brews, watching cars on the dirt oval, and collecting speakers capable of drowning out a 747.  Knowledgeable on pretty much everything and has probably done everything better, faster, and harder than you could ever dream of.  Mrs. Bakes has got to be eligible for the sainthood if she can get a couple of miracles in. 

There have been no truer words spoken in this thread.  Except for maybe Kathleen's amazing cryogenic defrostation.

 :bye:




(My friend recently bought an apron from this company, so I'm obliquely cross-referencing it and my supposed oldness.)

buying one of these for my wife right now  :wub:

What are the odds she will use it to hang you?

pretty effin high right now
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #99 on: February 17, 2010, 01:56:59 PM »
Bakes, AKA :bakes:, is one of the elder statesmen of TBS and one of the funnier and more likable characters you'll find on here.  Known for his many loves, including:  charring the flesh in his smoker, drinking good brews, watching cars on the dirt oval, and collecting speakers capable of drowning out a 747.  Knowledgeable on pretty much everything and has probably done everything better, faster, and harder than you could ever dream of.  Mrs. Bakes has got to be eligible for the sainthood if she can get a couple of miracles in. 

There have been no truer words spoken in this thread.  Except for maybe Kathleen's amazing cryogenic defrostation.

 :bye:




(My friend recently bought an apron from this company, so I'm obliquely cross-referencing it and my supposed oldness.)

buying one of these for my wife right now  :wub:

What are the odds she will use it to hang you?

pretty effin high right now

I thought you stopped smoking dope?  ???
i'm not good at putting this stuff in words but i can't see myself with anyone else except maybe urbanhack.