but... man.... that beer has not been good for a while 
How many beers have you had there in the past 5 years?
none 
NO WONDER THINGS ARE GOING DOWN HILL

we went this summer and sat on the patio. think the last time we went before that was the summer before. my back was really, really, really hurting me that day. my shoulder blade area, basically.
i couldn't sit down at those high top tables they had outside. couldn't lift my leg to get on the chair. some dude and his wife at the table next to us kept looking over at me and whispering to each other.
kept wondering to myself wtf they were staring at me for. it was blatantly obvious. i'd glance over and they'd smile at me... it was just me and my wife. kept thinking they were going to step over and ask if we were swingers
after a good while of this the guy steps over and says "i couldn't help but notice.. you look like you're in a lot of pain. it's written all over your face and body language."
me:

him: we're sports therapists visiting town from Minnesota. can you tell me what's hurting and maybe i can offer some advice?
me:

him: (grabs my shoulder and starts pressing on my back) (shoves his his fingers in my armpit)
me: hey... uhh..... wait a second.....

that's helping

what the hell are you doing?
him: (explains what he thinks it is and keeps kneading my muscles and manipulating my arm) this is probably (something i don't remember) and it's causing referral pain down your leg, correct?
anyways.. a grown man rubbed me down at Titletown in full view of my wife & his own and i liked it