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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #150 on: May 27, 2010, 07:40:38 PM »
That pic is really hot for some weird reason. It must be the chicks smile.

Yeah, that and her massive tits.

EDIT: Tit I mean.  You can't see the other one so she might not necessarily have two of them.

Here's the other one. :mellow:
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« Reply #151 on: May 28, 2010, 12:23:38 AM »
the name raverjames sounds familiar.

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #152 on: May 29, 2010, 05:57:58 PM »
That pic is really hot for some weird reason. It must be the chicks smile.

Yeah, that and her massive tits.

EDIT: Tit I mean.  You can't see the other one so she might not necessarily have two of them.

Here's the other one. :mellow:
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #153 on: May 29, 2010, 07:35:46 PM »
That pic is really hot for some weird reason. It must be the chicks smile.

Yeah, that and her massive tits.

EDIT: Tit I mean.  You can't see the other one so she might not necessarily have two of them.
That 1=2

You can't motorboat just one.  But I'd still take it - I've never been known as a man of high standards.

Where there's a will, there's a way! Even as a uniboob, she would be pretty hot.

jesus christ man, I hope you don't look like your avatar. 

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« Reply #154 on: June 09, 2010, 10:35:04 AM »
Gator, AKA Kegergator, is one of the approximately 750 Steves at TBS and lives in some bumwad town near Fresno that the majority of you have happily never heard of.  He's outpunted his coverage by a wide margin and has managed to keep her around long enough to pop out a couple of kids, one of whom plays baseball despite his father's complete lack of any knowledge of the sport whatsoever.  Around here he's known for sleeping in bathtubs, doing mad trickz on the quads, posting unfathomable numbers of forgettable posts on the internet, spooning with Josh Hamilton, and is the only Cleveland Browns fan on the west coast.  Too much schtick to even begin mentioning.
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Also has a thing for cows.

Is it true that he's also known as The Tunafish Bandit?
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« Reply #155 on: June 09, 2010, 01:16:44 PM »
Fucking BeerAdvocate.  I did some supplication (the action, not the beer unfortunately) and sent a very nice e-mail to the Bros petitioning for my reinstatement.  Still banned.  Gosh darn it to heck, my guido buns could be motherfreaking out of luck with this bullpoop.  Fortunately my trade for Brandy Hunahpu's looks like it'll still go through.

Oh well, I'm still holding out hope.  Cheers to TBS for not banning people over stupid shit.   :cheers:

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« Reply #156 on: June 09, 2010, 01:42:06 PM »
####ing BeerAdvocate.  I did some supplication (the action, not the beer unfortunately) and sent a very nice e-mail to the Bros petitioning for my reinstatement.  Still banned.  Gosh darn it to heck, my guido buns could be motherfreaking out of luck with this bullpoop.  Fortunately my trade for Brandy Hunahpu's looks like it'll still go through.

Oh well, I'm still holding out hope.  Cheers to TBS for not banning people over stupid shit.   :cheers:

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #157 on: June 09, 2010, 02:16:13 PM »
####ing BeerAdvocate.  I did some supplication (the action, not the beer unfortunately) and sent a very nice e-mail to the Bros petitioning for my reinstatement.  Still banned.  Gosh darn it to heck, my guido buns could be motherfreaking out of luck with this bullpoop.  Fortunately my trade for Brandy Hunahpu's looks like it'll still go through.

Oh well, I'm still holding out hope.  Cheers to TBS for not banning people over stupid shit.   :cheers:

Damn man, I have been back for a while.  :sadbanana:

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« Reply #158 on: June 09, 2010, 02:20:49 PM »
####ing BeerAdvocate.  I did some supplication (the action, not the beer unfortunately) and sent a very nice e-mail to the Bros petitioning for my reinstatement.  Still banned.  Gosh darn it to heck, my guido buns could be motherfreaking out of luck with this bullpoop.  Fortunately my trade for Brandy Hunahpu's looks like it'll still go through.

Oh well, I'm still holding out hope.  Cheers to TBS for not banning people over stupid shit.   :cheers:

Damn man, I have been back for a while.  :sadbanana:

Yeah, I'm not surprised because I don't think the Bros' level of resentment towards you is as high as it is towards me.  It's possible they've been looking for an excuse to ban me for awhile.

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« Reply #159 on: June 10, 2010, 01:08:53 AM »
####ing BeerAdvocate.  I did some supplication (the action, not the beer unfortunately) and sent a very nice e-mail to the Bros petitioning for my reinstatement.  Still banned.  Gosh darn it to heck, my guido buns could be motherfreaking out of luck with this bullpoop.  Fortunately my trade for Brandy Hunahpu's looks like it'll still go through.

Oh well, I'm still holding out hope.  Cheers to TBS for not banning people over stupid shit.   :cheers:

Damn man, I have been back for a while.  :sadbanana:

Yeah, I'm not surprised because I don't think the Bros' level of resentment towards you is as high as it is towards me.  It's possible they've been looking for an excuse to ban me for awhile.

Since when do they need an excuse?


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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #160 on: July 08, 2010, 12:48:28 PM »
Gator, AKA Kegergator, is one of the approximately 750 Steves at TBS and lives in some bumwad town near Fresno that the majority of you have happily never heard of.  He's outpunted his coverage by a wide margin and has managed to keep her around long enough to pop out a couple of kids, one of whom plays baseball despite his father's complete lack of any knowledge of the sport whatsoever.  Around here he's known for sleeping in bathtubs, doing mad trickz on the quads, posting unfathomable numbers of forgettable posts on the internet, spooning with Josh Hamilton, and is the only Cleveland Browns fan on the west coast.  Too much schtick to even begin mentioning.
:thumbup:

Also has a thing for cows.

Is it true that he's also known as The Tunafish Bandit?
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #161 on: July 08, 2010, 03:30:17 PM »
Gator, AKA Kegergator, is one of the approximately 750 Steves at TBS and lives in some bumwad town near Fresno that the majority of you have happily never heard of.  He's outpunted his coverage by a wide margin and has managed to keep her around long enough to pop out a couple of kids, one of whom plays baseball despite his father's complete lack of any knowledge of the sport whatsoever.  Around here he's known for sleeping in bathtubs, doing mad trickz on the quads, posting unfathomable numbers of forgettable posts on the internet, spooning with Josh Hamilton, and is the only Cleveland Browns fan on the west coast.  Too much schtick to even begin mentioning.
:thumbup:

Also has a thing for cows.

Is it true that he's also known as The Tunafish Bandit?
:coffee:


Although I have never heard that term used, the name is appropriate.

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« Reply #162 on: October 09, 2010, 02:32:38 PM »
I know that this isn't beer related, but I thought that this would be the best place to put this thread for new/newer members that are having a hard time getting used to it here.  What I would like to see is people posting a brief synopsis of some particular members, focusing on the people that have been here the longest and the people that are the most active.  It might help new members to understand some of the inside jokes that fly around here all the time.

I'll start...

mr. furley - (aka Matt, Mark, Mort, etc)  Formerly thefatkid13 at another site. Self proclaimed important part of the internet.  Legendary low tolerance for beer.  Loves his hoppy beers aged and stale.  Generally unhappy with his job and goes into some great rants.  Has an insane MIL.  Has a hole in the side of his house.  Unable to park his Impala in a normal parking spot.  Loves Green Bay, and that should say a lot.  The word furley has also morphed into a verb, meaning to mess something up or to drain pour a beer.  Please see the pinned furley rant thread in Everything Else.

There is much more that could be added about furley, so go ahead people.  

Urbanhack: works for a golf company.  Looks younger than he is.  Lives in Chicago, but Mrs. Hack has been living in NYC for a couple of years for work/school -- so he spends about half his time there with her.  Famous for preferring coconut water for hangover relief, grilling on his Chicago deck, recommending good golf deals if you need one, not owning a car, and not wanting kids.  The last two are often expressed as "nocar.com" and "nokids.com", a bit of schtick that has only recently bepenis to be extended to any types of facts that are obscure.  Kinda.

I'll edit as requested.

flyingbison: Not a native Green Bay-er, he hails from the same area of New York where Bakes (who's also bald and who looks oddly LIKE bison) lives.  As he's in his 40s, he's one of the older members of TBS; his occasional curmudgeonly ways are not (necessarily?) related.  Big advocate of not marrying, thus the "nomarriage.com"-type schtick.  Lives with Ms. Bison, a socially-challenged dog named Griffin, and two cats.  Just bought his first home, but has moved many times over the years.  Travels to Madison occasionally for work (dislikes his job) and Ms. Bison used to live in Madison, so he knows this area pretty well.  Good cook.  

I'll edit as requested.

Kathleen (aka Kathy, Kath, Tinkerbell, Granny, and Princess Poopsalot) was born in 1870, and then cryogenically frozen at age 25.  She was thawed out a few years ago to film a sitcom pilot about an old woman from the 19th century living in modern times.  The project was quickly abandoned after the first season of "The Simple Life" aired, and Kathy was released into the wilds of Northern Illinois.  It was there she discovered her love of good food and beer, before migrating to Madison.

She and her sweetie Matt/Mitch (aka "Mark" on TBS) hope to build a cabin in the woods one day, cutting down all the trees with their own teeth and stripping the bark with their fingernails.

Turn ons:  NPR, Lawrence Welk, cooking, making her own clothes, farmers markets, public transportation, pork fat, Luddites, and double-ply toilet paper.

Turn offs:  Computers, TV, bad grammar, cats, and Green Bay.

Beagle - Hates everyone, but wants you to get to know him better via the PM system.  University of Michigan/Detroit Lions homer, lives within stumbling distance of Bell's Eccentric Cafe.  Has been known to drive upwards of several miles to find good beer.  Has an ongoing trade with Gator that pales in comparison to the ongoing trade between Tip Top and Westskye Threat.
Famous for being the person who may have met the most fellow TBSers in person (unconfirmed).

thickfreakness - Where to begin with this one.  Chaz, Chip, Chuck or whatever the hell his name is serves as the inspiration for the legend of Paul Bunyan, yet he just recently emerged from the pimply grip of puberty.  In fact, it was just recently that someone younger than him became a member of TBS (he is the anti-bakes).  He is nearly done with his college education at a small and inconsequential university in Texas and I hope he is ready to see that the real world is less fun than he anticipated it would be.  His laughter is also legendary, with the ability to travel over land for miles at a stretch.  Last spring he made an epic journey from Texas to the Midwest where he stayed with and drank with a large number of TBSers along the way.  His great personality is the only thing that may be bigger than he is.

Fro - Lives in the Bay Area and works for one of the largest technology/database companies in the world.  Married with one child (I believe).  He just learned to like spicy food.   He's a big outdoor activity guy...snowboarding, etc. and likes to go to Colorado.  He is witty with the microphone and can beat box extremely well.

Westside Threat- aka Justin, but he'll go on a long winded diatribe about how his father changed his name to Skye. By the time he's done you'll be more confused than furley staring an a freshly opened growler. He works in the digital effects/animation field for a large movie production company in L.A.


Has out punted his coverage by hooking up with The Blond Bombshell,who also happens to enjoy fine craft brews.

He is famous at work for being the Don King of "I dare you", and once lost a bet to a guy who drank a gallon of milk in an hour without puking. 

His idea for a more organized trade forum spawned the "Child Forum" for the BIFs, and he's proud of it. Tip Top and West Side have the longest ongoing trade known to the intranets.

Dislikes: tin foil, non-HD anything, raw onions and sour stouts

Likes: A nice big Red with his steak.....Big hoppy beers, ####ing with rude people on elevators, anime, his pet Praying Mantis

Some others that I think need to be featured here...
Jaysus
Fro
Westside Threat
Beer Monkey
bakes
Fuller
beagle
tangfoot
urbanhack
Polsonov
Surly Duff
Gator
J-Rod
braconid
JJ
flyingbison
Kathleen
thickfreakness

Maybe this first post should be updated  :shrug:
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #163 on: October 09, 2010, 02:36:22 PM »


mr. furley - (aka Matt, Mark, Mort, etc)  


Hairy, cheap, lightweight, old ipas, packers, MIL, hummus.
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #164 on: October 09, 2010, 04:27:21 PM »


mr. furley - (aka Matt, Mark, Mort, etc)  


Hairy, cheap, lightweight, old ipas, packers, MIL, hummus.

can we combo some of these to save time?  lightweight MIL's, cheap old ipas, packers hummus?

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #165 on: October 09, 2010, 04:41:22 PM »


mr. furley - (aka Matt, Mark, Mort, etc) 


Hairy, cheap, lightweight, old ipas, packers, MIL, hummus.

can we combo some of these to save time?  lightweight MIL's, cheap old ipas, packers hummus?

You forgot "marmalade crotch spawn."  :mellow:

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #166 on: October 23, 2010, 12:01:11 PM »
get to know active members, huh? okay, i'll post a short one:
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« Reply #167 on: October 23, 2010, 12:37:41 PM »
get to know active members, huh? okay, i'll post a short one:
Brac.


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« Reply #168 on: October 25, 2010, 06:19:14 PM »
get to know active members, huh? okay, i'll post a short one:
Brac.

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« Reply #169 on: October 26, 2010, 05:39:55 PM »
get to know active members, huh? okay, i'll post a short one:
Brac.

Aren't we supposed to mock NG with height jokes?

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« Reply #170 on: November 03, 2010, 07:07:03 PM »
get to know active members, huh? okay, i'll post a short one:
Brac.

Aren't we supposed to mock NG with intelligence jokes?

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #171 on: June 07, 2011, 06:22:11 PM »
Gator is a Browns fan?!?!
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« Reply #172 on: June 07, 2011, 08:24:53 PM »
Gator is a Browns fan?!?!

Yeah. What a prick.

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #173 on: June 08, 2011, 02:57:59 AM »
I know that this isn't beer related, but I thought that this would be the best place to put this thread for new/newer members that are having a hard time getting used to it here.  What I would like to see is people posting a brief synopsis of some particular members, focusing on the people that have been here the longest and the people that are the most active.  It might help new members to understand some of the inside jokes that fly around here all the time.

I'll start...

mr. furley - (aka Matt, Mark, Mort, etc)  Formerly thefatkid13 at another site. Self proclaimed important part of the internet.  Legendary low tolerance for beer.  Loves his hoppy beers aged and stale.  Generally unhappy with his job and goes into some great rants.  Has an insane MIL.  Has a hole in the side of his house.  Unable to park his Impala in a normal parking spot.  Loves Green Bay, and that should say a lot.  The word furley has also morphed into a verb, meaning to mess something up or to drain pour a beer.  Please see the pinned furley rant thread in Everything Else.

There is much more that could be added about furley, so go ahead people. 

Urbanhack: works for a golf company.  Looks younger than he is.  Lives in Chicago, but Mrs. Hack has been living in NYC for a couple of years for work/school -- so he spends about half his time there with her.  Famous for preferring coconut water for hangover relief, grilling on his Chicago deck, recommending good golf deals if you need one, not owning a car, and not wanting kids.  The last two are often expressed as "nocar.com" and "nokids.com", a bit of schtick that has only recently bepenis to be extended to any types of facts that are obscure.  Kinda.

I'll edit as requested.

flyingbison: Not a native Green Bay-er, he hails from the same area of New York where Bakes (who's also bald and who looks oddly LIKE bison) lives.  As he's in his 40s, he's one of the older members of TBS; his occasional curmudgeonly ways are not (necessarily?) related.  Big advocate of not marrying, thus the "nomarriage.com"-type schtick.  Lives with Ms. Bison, a socially-challenged dog named Griffin, and two cats.  Just bought his first home, but has moved many times over the years.  Travels to Madison occasionally for work (dislikes his job) and Ms. Bison used to live in Madison, so he knows this area pretty well.  Good cook. 

I'll edit as requested.

Kathleen (aka Kathy, Kath, Tinkerbell, Granny, and Princess Poopsalot) was born in 1870, and then cryogenically frozen at age 25.  She was thawed out a few years ago to film a sitcom pilot about an old woman from the 19th century living in modern times.  The project was quickly abandoned after the first season of "The Simple Life" aired, and Kathy was released into the wilds of Northern Illinois.  It was there she discovered her love of good food and beer, before migrating to Madison.

She and her sweetie Matt/Mitch (aka "Mark" on TBS) hope to build a cabin in the woods one day, cutting down all the trees with their own teeth and stripping the bark with their fingernails.

Turn ons:  NPR, Lawrence Welk, cooking, making her own clothes, farmers markets, public transportation, pork fat, Luddites, and double-ply toilet paper.

Turn offs:  Computers, TV, bad grammar, cats, and Green Bay.

Beagle - Hates everyone, but wants you to get to know him better via the PM system.  University of Michigan/Detroit Lions homer, lives within stumbling distance of Bell's Eccentric Cafe.  Has been known to drive upwards of several miles to find good beer.  Has an ongoing trade with Gator that pales in comparison to the ongoing trade between Tip Top and Westskye Threat.
Famous for being the person who may have met the most fellow TBSers in person (unconfirmed).

thickfreakness - Where to begin with this one.  Chaz, Chip, Chuck or whatever the hell his name is serves as the inspiration for the legend of Paul Bunyan, yet he just recently emerged from the pimply grip of puberty.  In fact, it was just recently that someone younger than him became a member of TBS (he is the anti-bakes).  He is nearly done with his college education at a small and inconsequential university in Texas and I hope he is ready to see that the real world is less fun than he anticipated it would be.  His laughter is also legendary, with the ability to travel over land for miles at a stretch.  Last spring he made an epic journey from Texas to the Midwest where he stayed with and drank with a large number of TBSers along the way.  His great personality is the only thing that may be bigger than he is.

Fro - Lives in the Bay Area and works for one of the largest technology/database companies in the world.  Married with one child (I believe).  He just learned to like spicy food.   He's a big outdoor activity guy...snowboarding, etc. and likes to go to Colorado.  He is witty with the microphone and can beat box extremely well.

Westside Threat- aka Justin, but he'll go on a long winded diatribe about how his father changed his name to Skye. By the time he's done you'll be more confused than furley staring an a freshly opened growler. He works in the digital effects/animation field for a large movie production company in L.A.


Has out punted his coverage by hooking up with The Blond Bombshell,who also happens to enjoy fine craft brews.

He is famous at work for being the Don King of "I dare you", and once lost a bet to a guy who drank a gallon of milk in an hour without puking. 

His idea for a more organized trade forum spawned the "Child Forum" for the BIFs, and he's proud of it. Tip Top and West Side have the longest ongoing trade known to the intranets.

Dislikes: tin foil, non-HD anything, raw onions and sour stouts

Likes: A nice big Red with his steak.....Big hoppy beers, ####ing with rude people on elevators, anime, his pet Praying Mantis

Some others that I think need to be featured here...
Jaysus
Fro
Westside Threat
Beer Monkey
bakes
Fuller
beagle
tangfoot
urbanhack
Polsonov
Surly Duff
Gator
J-Rod
braconid
JJ
flyingbison
Kathleen
thickfreakness

Maybe this first post should be updated  :shrug:

These are getting to be a bit dated.  Fresh blood?


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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #174 on: October 27, 2011, 10:32:28 PM »
For the new folks:



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« Reply #175 on: November 04, 2011, 10:29:04 AM »
I am new here, but would like the chance to make this forum more debauched. In the nicest way possible, of course.

Love:

HD

P. S. Happy to find another forum to join as I've been banned from both RB and BA.  :cry:  ;) 
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #176 on: November 04, 2011, 10:42:12 AM »
I am new here, but would like the chance to make this forum more debauched. In the nicest way possible, of course.

Love:

HD

P. S. Happy to find another forum to join as I've been banned from both RB and BA.  :cry:  ;)
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #177 on: November 04, 2011, 11:05:57 AM »
I am new here, but would like the chance to make this forum more debauched.

you'll fit in

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #178 on: November 04, 2011, 11:23:45 AM »
I am new here, but would like the chance to make this forum more debauched. In the nicest way possible, of course.

Love:

HD

P. S. Happy to find another forum to join as I've been banned from both RB and BA.  :cry:  ;)

glad to have you! Now tits or GTFO.


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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #179 on: November 04, 2011, 11:39:04 AM »
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #180 on: November 04, 2011, 02:28:27 PM »
Take care of your balls, and they'll take care of you.

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #181 on: November 04, 2011, 02:37:19 PM »
Now tits or GTFO.

You first.

let's not be reckless. we all lose if he goes first.
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #184 on: December 19, 2011, 12:42:38 PM »
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Some others that I think need to be featured here...
Jaysus
Fro
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Pols - He is known miles around for having the sexiest Canuck accent that you'll ever hear.  Makes his coin as some sort of burly lumberjack or something along those lines.  He's well-known to be ahead by a century, but you'd better not tell him what the poets are doing.  Has perhaps TBS's best taste in donuts.  Favorite television moment is that time that Drake aka Wheelchair Jimmy got shot on Degrassi.  In keeping with the TBS tradition, Pols also outkicked his coverage, as evidenced by his wife's Facebook pictures, which I've looked at even though we're not friends on Facebook.
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #185 on: February 08, 2012, 10:48:59 PM »

Pols - He is known miles around for having the sexiest Canuck accent that you'll ever hear.  Makes his coin as some sort of burly lumberjack or something along those lines.  He's well-known to be ahead by a century, but you'd better not tell him what the poets are doing.  Has perhaps TBS's best taste in donuts.  Favorite television moment is that time that Drake aka Wheelchair Jimmy got shot on Degrassi.  In keeping with the TBS tradition, Pols also outkicked his coverage, as evidenced by his wife's Facebook pictures, which I've looked at even though we're not friends on Facebook.

eta:  will punch yer fuckin beard off
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #186 on: February 12, 2012, 12:21:22 PM »
Hey guys, BenC here.  I'm on BA and RB but haven't been enjoying either site lately.  Looking forward to getting you guys!

Cheers,
Ben

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #187 on: February 12, 2012, 12:27:49 PM »
Hey guys, BenC here.  I'm on BA and RB but haven't been enjoying either site lately.  Looking forward to getting you guys!

Cheers,
Ben

Welcome to the site! :cheers:

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #188 on: February 12, 2012, 12:39:25 PM »
:thumbup:
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #189 on: February 12, 2012, 12:40:21 PM »
Hey guys, BenC here.  I'm on BA and RB but haven't been enjoying either site lately.  Looking forward to getting you guys!

Cheers,
Ben
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #190 on: February 12, 2012, 12:49:22 PM »
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Some others that I think need to be featured here...
Jaysus
Fro
Westside Threat
Beer Monkey
bakes
Fuller
beagle
tangfoot
urbanhack
Polsonov
Surly Duff
Gator
J-Rod
braconid
JJ
flyingbison
Kathleen
thickfreakness

Pols - He is known miles around for having the sexiest Canuck accent that you'll ever hear.  Makes his coin as some sort of burly lumberjack or something along those lines.  He's well-known to be ahead by a century, but you'd better not tell him what the poets are doing.  Has perhaps TBS's best taste in donuts.  Favorite television moment is that time that Drake aka Wheelchair Jimmy got shot on Degrassi.  In keeping with the TBS tradition, Pols also outkicked his coverage, as evidenced by his wife's Facebook pictures, which I've looked at even though we're not friends on Facebook.

 :lol: at Wheelchair Jimmy

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #191 on: February 12, 2012, 12:51:21 PM »
Hey guys, BenC here.  I'm on BA and RB but haven't been enjoying either site lately.  Looking forward to getting you guys!

Cheers,
Ben

Another +1 for Wisconsin. Half of the state's population are members now

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #192 on: February 12, 2012, 02:16:03 PM »
Hey guys, BenC here.  I'm on BA and RB but haven't been enjoying either site lately.  Looking forward to getting you guys!

Cheers,
Ben

Another +1 for Wisconsin. Half of the state's population are members now

yeah, but it's not the good half.

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #193 on: February 12, 2012, 02:23:42 PM »
Hey guys, BenC here.  I'm on BA and RB but haven't been enjoying either site lately.  Looking forward to getting you guys!

Cheers,
Ben

Ben gives me competition on the Cantillon front.  <_<
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #194 on: February 12, 2012, 02:39:01 PM »
Ben gives me competition on the Cantillon front.  <_<

Stop by Madison some time and it can be a collaboration instead of a competition!  I'm saving that 1997 Gambrinus for a 90's Kriek and a 90's Gueuze to be opened at the same time...

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #195 on: February 12, 2012, 02:58:01 PM »
Ben gives me competition on the Cantillon front.  <_<

Stop by Madison some time and it can be a collaboration instead of a competition!  I'm saving that 1997 Gambrinus for a 90's Kriek and a 90's Gueuze to be opened at the same time...

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #196 on: February 12, 2012, 03:08:47 PM »
Ben gives me competition on the Cantillon front.  <_<

Stop by Madison some time and it can be a collaboration instead of a competition!  I'm saving that 1997 Gambrinus for a 90's Kriek and a 90's Gueuze to be opened at the same time...

I'll bet you have all the takers you can manage, over the weekend of the Great Taste, including javit.

Welcome to the dark side.  Who would we know you as on the other two sites?  :coffee:
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #197 on: February 12, 2012, 03:36:44 PM »
Ben gives me competition on the Cantillon front.  <_<

Stop by Madison some time and it can be a collaboration instead of a competition!  I'm saving that 1997 Gambrinus for a 90's Kriek and a 90's Gueuze to be opened at the same time...

I'll bet you have all the takers you can manage, over the weekend of the Great Taste, including javit.

Welcome to the dark side.  Who would we know you as on the other two sites?  :coffee:

I won't be at Great Taste  :( :( but I'm sure we'll get together at some point since I'm always in WI.
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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #198 on: February 12, 2012, 06:09:58 PM »
Welcome to the dark side.  Who would we know you as on the other two sites?  :coffee:

BenC on both.  I like consistency.

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Re: Getting Past the Shtick, Get to Know Some Active Members Here
« Reply #199 on: February 12, 2012, 11:02:08 PM »
Hey guys, BenC here.  I'm on BA and RB but haven't been enjoying either site lately.  Looking forward to getting you guys!

Cheers,
Ben

Welcome!  :cheers: