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Re: the ***OFFICIAL*** Old Men Yell At Beer (OMYAB) Thread
« Reply #350 on: June 08, 2022, 12:56:54 PM »
:facepalm:  :rant:

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Re: the ***OFFICIAL*** Old Men Yell At Beer (OMYAB) Thread
« Reply #351 on: June 08, 2022, 01:23:56 PM »


"Hurricane Smoothie" from Springfield Beer Co., a very sweet "pastry sour" :confused: that looked like gritty brown sewage. The bartender said it looked kinda like baby puke. :lol: :-X

WTF though? Why would you even release a beer like this? :shrug:

I made one of those in the toilet today

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Re: the ***OFFICIAL*** Old Men Yell At Beer (OMYAB) Thread
« Reply #352 on: June 08, 2022, 01:30:39 PM »
Hurricane Swirlie

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Re: the ***OFFICIAL*** Old Men Yell At Beer (OMYAB) Thread
« Reply #353 on: June 09, 2022, 05:53:35 PM »


"Hurricane Smoothie" from Springfield Beer Co., a very sweet "pastry sour" :confused: that looked like gritty brown sewage. The bartender said it looked kinda like baby puke. :lol: :-X

WTF though? Why would you even release a beer like this? :shrug:

 :-X

7-11 at least has the decency to offer an opaque cup for their coke slurpees

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Re: the ***OFFICIAL*** Old Men Yell At Beer (OMYAB) Thread
« Reply #354 on: June 17, 2022, 01:29:54 PM »
“Great ballplayers drink Lite beer because it’s less filling. I know. I asked one.” -Bob Uecker

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Re: the ***OFFICIAL*** Old Men Yell At Beer (OMYAB) Thread
« Reply #355 on: June 18, 2022, 12:17:39 AM »
this one made me giggle

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Re: the ***OFFICIAL*** Old Men Yell At Beer (OMYAB) Thread
« Reply #356 on: June 22, 2022, 10:30:16 AM »


"Prrrt"? They named their diarrhea beers after a fart sound? :facepalm:
:puke:

But wait, there's more.



"Stuffed to the heavens with cheddar cheese and piles on piles of hot dogs, this beer is a Blue Box dream. Waves of nostalgia come crashing with all the best memories from the Blue Box dinners of yesteryears. Mac-PRRRT-a-Roni is not a macaroni and cheese with hotdog ESSENCED beer. It is 100% Mac-Dog-a-Roni in liquid, alcoholic form."

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Re: the ***OFFICIAL*** Old Men Yell At Beer (OMYAB) Thread
« Reply #357 on: June 22, 2022, 11:30:15 AM »
you could have seriously pulled this from The Onion
Should we take a cab home, Jesus?
Shit man, we can hoof it from here.
I know you can walk on water...
But can you walk on this much beer?

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Re: the ***OFFICIAL*** Old Men Yell At Beer (OMYAB) Thread
« Reply #358 on: June 22, 2022, 11:52:27 AM »
This cannot be real
The Force is what gives a brewer his power. It's an energy field created by yeast. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It converts polysaccharides to ethyl alcohol.

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Re: the ***OFFICIAL*** Old Men Yell At Beer (OMYAB) Thread
« Reply #359 on: June 22, 2022, 11:57:04 AM »
This cannot be real

Absolutely real, the "100% Mac-Dog-a-Roni" juice was released on April 1st however.

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Re: the ***OFFICIAL*** Old Men Yell At Beer (OMYAB) Thread
« Reply #360 on: July 06, 2022, 10:42:46 AM »


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Re: the ***OFFICIAL*** Old Men Yell At Beer (OMYAB) Thread
« Reply #361 on: July 06, 2022, 12:39:10 PM »
No.  Just no. :rant: :rant: :rant:

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Re: the ***OFFICIAL*** Old Men Yell At Beer (OMYAB) Thread
« Reply #362 on: July 06, 2022, 03:12:38 PM »
No.  Just no. :rant: :rant: :rant:

Mmm, sour chocolate banana barf-shake. :excited:

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Re: the ***OFFICIAL*** Old Men Yell At Beer (OMYAB) Thread
« Reply #363 on: July 14, 2022, 10:50:50 AM »


**contains lactose**
 :lol: :-X

hard to tell the parodies from real beers anymore... :no: