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Offline borrowedladder

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I know this guy!
« on: February 28, 2020, 04:47:05 PM »
Well, sorta.  I see him all the time when I walk the Lake Shore trail.  Dude is a beast:

https://chicago.suntimes.com/2020/2/28/21156394/boxing-iceberg-lake-michigan-chicago-bouncer-simic-firefighter-video

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Re: I know this guy!
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2020, 04:51:10 PM »
For the last few months he’s been eating raw meat he lets spoil in a jar in his kitchen because, he says, there are innumerable health benefits.

“Lamb tastes like sour cherries. Chicken tastes like burnt peanuts. It’s nasty at first. I’m starting to enjoy it now,” said Simic, who has Serbian roots and moved to Chicago at 18. “I can eat rotten meat and I’ve never gotten sick and I’m looking and feeling better, too.”


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Re: I know this guy!
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2020, 05:10:45 PM »
well, vultures eat rotten meat so...
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2020, 05:17:16 PM »
well, vultures eat rotten meat so...

so ... eating rotten meat will help you fly?

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Re: I know this guy!
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2020, 05:40:01 PM »
well, vultures eat rotten meat so...

so ... eating rotten meat will help you fly?

It makes him hallucinate that he's a boxing polar bear. :mellow:


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Re: I know this guy!
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2020, 09:17:41 PM »
:lol:
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