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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #50 on: August 20, 2020, 08:17:01 PM »

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #51 on: August 20, 2020, 08:18:57 PM »
BTW, Roller Girl ain’t a great name either. Why cant they just not name beer sometimes? What’s wrong with Brewery Name Style?

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #52 on: September 11, 2020, 11:10:36 PM »
BTW, Roller Girl ain’t a great name either. Why cant they just not name beer sometimes? What’s wrong with Brewery Name Style?

Too 90’s and not marketable.  Same reason you cant call it a cheese burger.  It has to be an Asiago Cheese Burger. 
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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #53 on: September 12, 2020, 06:14:59 AM »
BTW, Roller Girl ain’t a great name either. Why cant they just not name beer sometimes? What’s wrong with Brewery Name Style?

Too 90’s and not marketable.  Same reason you cant call it a cheese burger.  It has to be an Asiago Cheese Burger.
Dovetail seems to be doing pretty well with that naming convention, but that’s the exception. Also their schtick to keep it simple. Basic labels, names, etc.

I see walls of can labels I don’t recognize and my eyes gloss over. A simple and recognizable style cuts through all the other visual noise on the shelf. It works.

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #54 on: September 13, 2020, 03:59:35 PM »
At this point I assume beer bro hazy IPAs come in those overly complex can labels where the names are haiku. So, I just scroll past.

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #55 on: September 25, 2020, 10:58:25 PM »
“Juciest Drive Thru Meatballs” uhh :blink:

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #56 on: September 26, 2020, 12:10:35 AM »
Saw an awesome can today, so read closer, some sour with a fruit and vanilla :-X

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #57 on: October 30, 2020, 03:32:27 PM »
"Gobble me, Swallow Me, Drip Down Inside of Me"

A Thanksgiving dinner inspired cream ale brewed with raspberries, sweet gravy and cornbread. Slushee versions will be available. (Mikerphone)

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #58 on: October 30, 2020, 03:34:22 PM »
Not just the name that sounds terrible about that beer.

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #59 on: October 30, 2020, 03:38:02 PM »
Not just the name that sounds terrible about that beer.

I'm not convinced it isn't just a troll post (via BA) but technically it is a song lyric, and that's this breweries' schtick. Also disgusting beers and smoothies.

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #60 on: November 01, 2020, 05:05:30 PM »
Please no.

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Re: Worst name for a beer
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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #62 on: December 30, 2020, 11:56:03 PM »
its a real drain pour!

brew - drink - pee - brew - drink - pee. Circle of life.

is there an Imperial version made from racehorse piss?

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #63 on: December 31, 2020, 08:22:11 AM »
its a real drain pour!

brew - drink - pee - brew - drink - pee. Circle of life.

is there an Imperial version made from racehorse piss?



Might get a c & d from Bluegrass Brewing  :-X

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #64 on: December 31, 2020, 11:48:33 AM »
Is Horse Piss still made? I remember that one.

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #65 on: December 31, 2020, 11:58:01 AM »
Is Horse Piss still made? I remember that one.

Don't think so, maybe the piss joke got stale after awhile.  :urinate:

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #66 on: January 01, 2021, 10:22:31 AM »
Is Horse Piss still made? I remember that one.

Don't think so, maybe the piss joke got stale after awhile.  :urinate:
I tried it once - the name fit  :-X
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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #67 on: June 11, 2021, 03:27:50 PM »
Jerry Was A Hazecar Driver

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #68 on: June 12, 2021, 12:03:02 AM »
Jerry Was A Hazecar Driver

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I don't even get it  :confused:

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #69 on: June 12, 2021, 12:10:58 AM »
Jerry Was A Hazecar Driver

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I don't even get it  :confused:

It’s a 90’s Primus song, but messed up with a haze pun.

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #70 on: June 28, 2021, 07:50:53 PM »
Jerry Was A Hazecar Driver

 :mellow:
I don't even get it  :confused:


It’s a 90’s Primus song, but messed up with a haze pun.

Yup, must be fans of Primus. It's one of their better known songs - Jerry Was A Race Car Driver

...and a good one at that!  :rock:
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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #71 on: September 16, 2021, 10:18:01 AM »
"Thin Blue Line" a light tasting beer brewed for the "back the blue rally". Let me guess, it's a blueberry wheat? :rolleyes:

:tldr:
I mean, why not give your beer a divisive political name that ignores systemic racism, police brutality, and rampant murder?

"Oh, just lighten up it's just a beer for the police rally" except it's not. It's a political statement, and I don't need that shit in my beer.

I "support law enforcement" as far as enforcing the law and personally know good people who are cops, but not the police as a whole. Not when 'the whole' includes a proliferation of fascists, racists, bullies, and serial killers masquerading as officer friendly. Is that what your brewery blindly supports? Especially now, when the problems are glaringly obvious, and have been brought to light for decades?

Bullshit like this makes me want to never visit certain breweries. /triggered /tl;dr

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #72 on: September 17, 2021, 10:03:06 AM »
"Thin Blue Line" a light tasting beer brewed for the "back the blue rally". Let me guess, it's a blueberry wheat? :rolleyes:
I decided to search UT for this name and a few beers came up (surprisingly). This particular post caught my eye:
https://untappd.com/user/MagUnit76/checkin/857015681


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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #73 on: September 17, 2021, 10:41:05 AM »
"Thin Blue Line" a light tasting beer brewed for the "back the blue rally". Let me guess, it's a blueberry wheat? :rolleyes:
I decided to search UT for this name and a few beers came up (surprisingly). This particular post caught my eye:
https://untappd.com/user/MagUnit76/checkin/857015681

Just the best people :rolleyes:
I realize I went off on a tangent, but it's a bad name for a beer. At least I know where not to go now.

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #74 on: September 17, 2021, 03:46:32 PM »
"Thin Blue Line" a light tasting beer brewed for the "back the blue rally". Let me guess, it's a blueberry wheat? :rolleyes:
I decided to search UT for this name and a few beers came up (surprisingly). This particular post caught my eye:
https://untappd.com/user/MagUnit76/checkin/857015681

Just the best people :rolleyes:
I realize I went off on a tangent, but it's a bad name for a beer. At least I know where not to go now.

:goodposting:

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #75 on: October 05, 2021, 03:46:38 PM »
"Thin Blue Line" a light tasting beer brewed for the "back the blue rally". Let me guess, it's a blueberry wheat? :rolleyes:
I decided to search UT for this name and a few beers came up (surprisingly). This particular post caught my eye:
https://untappd.com/user/MagUnit76/checkin/857015681

Just the best people :rolleyes:
I realize I went off on a tangent, but it's a bad name for a beer. At least I know where not to go now.

:goodposting:

Wound up at a brewery in Iowa and inadvertently bought their "Peacekeeper Pilsner" cans wrapped in blue line flags with a biblical quote on it. "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called children of god." WTF? :rolleyes:

Didn't notice until we were already in the car heading out. :hot:

Their lazy menu just said "seasonal beer, ask server" who said "pilsner" so I just bought some to go. <_< Not even the local brewery run by a former pastor puts bible quotes on his beers. Especially not ones insinuating cops are divinely chosen or some crap. Seems to misconstrue the meaning completely.

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #76 on: October 05, 2021, 10:06:36 PM »
"Thin Blue Line" a light tasting beer brewed for the "back the blue rally". Let me guess, it's a blueberry wheat? :rolleyes:
I decided to search UT for this name and a few beers came up (surprisingly). This particular post caught my eye:
https://untappd.com/user/MagUnit76/checkin/857015681

Just the best people :rolleyes:
I realize I went off on a tangent, but it's a bad name for a beer. At least I know where not to go now.

:goodposting:

Wound up at a brewery in Iowa and inadvertently bought their "Peacekeeper Pilsner" cans wrapped in blue line flags with a biblical quote on it. "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called children of god." WTF? :rolleyes:

Didn't notice until we were already in the car heading out. :hot:

Their lazy menu just said "seasonal beer, ask server" who said "pilsner" so I just bought some to go. <_< Not even the local brewery run by a former pastor puts bible quotes on his beers. Especially not ones insinuating cops are divinely chosen or some crap. Seems to misconstrue the meaning completely.

I thought it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers"
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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #77 on: October 05, 2021, 11:57:22 PM »
"Thin Blue Line" a light tasting beer brewed for the "back the blue rally". Let me guess, it's a blueberry wheat? :rolleyes:
I decided to search UT for this name and a few beers came up (surprisingly). This particular post caught my eye:
https://untappd.com/user/MagUnit76/checkin/857015681

Just the best people :rolleyes:
I realize I went off on a tangent, but it's a bad name for a beer. At least I know where not to go now.

:goodposting:

Wound up at a brewery in Iowa and inadvertently bought their "Peacekeeper Pilsner" cans wrapped in blue line flags with a biblical quote on it. "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called children of god." WTF? :rolleyes:

Didn't notice until we were already in the car heading out. :hot:

Their lazy menu just said "seasonal beer, ask server" who said "pilsner" so I just bought some to go. <_< Not even the local brewery run by a former pastor puts bible quotes on his beers. Especially not ones insinuating cops are divinely chosen or some crap. Seems to misconstrue the meaning completely.

I thought it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers"

Now that's a quote I can get behind :lol:

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Re: Worst name for a beer
« Reply #78 on: October 05, 2021, 11:58:42 PM »
"Thin Blue Line" a light tasting beer brewed for the "back the blue rally". Let me guess, it's a blueberry wheat? :rolleyes:
I decided to search UT for this name and a few beers came up (surprisingly). This particular post caught my eye:
https://untappd.com/user/MagUnit76/checkin/857015681

Just the best people :rolleyes:
I realize I went off on a tangent, but it's a bad name for a beer. At least I know where not to go now.

:goodposting:

Wound up at a brewery in Iowa and inadvertently bought their "Peacekeeper Pilsner" cans wrapped in blue line flags with a biblical quote on it. "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called children of god." WTF? :rolleyes:

Didn't notice until we were already in the car heading out. :hot:

Their lazy menu just said "seasonal beer, ask server" who said "pilsner" so I just bought some to go. <_< Not even the local brewery run by a former pastor puts bible quotes on his beers. Especially not ones insinuating cops are divinely chosen or some crap. Seems to misconstrue the meaning completely.

I thought it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers"
Obviously, it’s not meant to be taken literally.
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