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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2016, 12:21:00 PM »
Hasn't this already been done?


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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2016, 12:23:46 PM »
this seems gross.

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2016, 01:11:18 PM »
I was actually thinking of doing a homebrew clone of this.  I'm looking on ebay for "culture samples"
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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2016, 01:44:38 PM »
I was actually thinking of doing a homebrew clone of this.  I'm looking on ebay for "culture samples"

Might have better luck with craigslist.

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2016, 03:09:20 PM »
I might snatch some up. :mellow:
The Force is what gives a brewer his power. It's an energy field created by yeast. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It converts polysaccharides to ethyl alcohol.

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2016, 03:12:43 PM »
Hasn't this already been done?


That's what I thought too. Maybe the last one never made it to production?
The Force is what gives a brewer his power. It's an energy field created by yeast. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It converts polysaccharides to ethyl alcohol.

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2016, 03:30:33 PM »
She was only doing it as an art piece inwhich she had a party inwhich her friends drank all of her. 
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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2016, 08:12:50 PM »
The fundraiser looks to be a raging success. :tumbleweed:

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2016, 01:41:29 PM »
Somehow I find this far less gross than "Beard Beer".

Of course, Beard Beer and Pussy Beer could be one and the same, no?

 :confused:

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2016, 04:00:00 PM »
Somehow I find this far less gross than "Beard Beer".

Of course, Beard Beer and Pussy Beer could be one and the same, no?

 :confused:

It is amazing how many people, men included, shave down there.  The 70's bush is a relic of the past.

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2016, 04:02:00 PM »
Somehow I find this far less gross than "Beard Beer".

Of course, Beard Beer and Pussy Beer could be one and the same, no?

 :confused:

It is amazing how many people, men included, shave down there.  The 70's bush is a relic of the past.
See a lot of genitals, do ya? :coffee:

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2016, 05:08:40 PM »
Somehow I find this far less gross than "Beard Beer".

Of course, Beard Beer and Pussy Beer could be one and the same, no?

 :confused:

It is amazing how many people, men included, shave down there.  The 70's bush is a relic of the past.
See a lot of genitals, do ya? :coffee:

If it comes up in convo who am I to question?

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2016, 09:37:18 PM »
Somehow I find this far less gross than "Beard Beer".

Of course, Beard Beer and Pussy Beer could be one and the same, no?

 :confused:

It is amazing how many people, men included, shave down there.  The 70's bush is a relic of the past.
See a lot of genitals, do ya? :coffee:

If it comes up in convo who am I to question?
"Hey, let's see some proof!" I see your angle :coffee:

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2016, 04:04:07 PM »
Somehow I find this far less gross than "Beard Beer".

Of course, Beard Beer and Pussy Beer could be one and the same, no?

 :confused:

It is amazing how many people, men included, shave down there.  The 70's bush is a relic of the past.
See a lot of genitals, do ya? :coffee:

If it comes up in convo who am I to question?
"Hey, let's see some proof!" I see your angle :coffee:

Why are you drinking coffee so much?

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2016, 07:18:16 PM »
Somehow I find this far less gross than "Beard Beer".

Of course, Beard Beer and Pussy Beer could be one and the same, no?

 :confused:

It is amazing how many people, men included, shave down there.  The 70's bush is a relic of the past.
See a lot of genitals, do ya? :coffee:

If it comes up in convo who am I to question?
"Hey, let's see some proof!" I see your angle :coffee:

Why are you drinking coffee so much?

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2016, 01:24:54 PM »
Somehow I find this far less gross than "Beard Beer".

Of course, Beard Beer and Pussy Beer could be one and the same, no?

 :confused:

It is amazing how many people, men included, shave down there.  The 70's bush is a relic of the past.

You seem to be missing my point.

Why would the flora (and fauna?) present in Pussy Beer not ALSO be present in Beard Beer.

 :unsure:

Do I have to draw you a picture.

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2016, 03:40:40 PM »
Somehow I find this far less gross than "Beard Beer".

Of course, Beard Beer and Pussy Beer could be one and the same, no?

 :confused:

It is amazing how many people, men included, shave down there.  The 70's bush is a relic of the past.

You seem to be missing my point.

Why would the flora (and fauna?) present in Pussy Beer not ALSO be present in Beard Beer.

 :unsure:

Do I have to draw you a picture.

You are the one that seems to think that vagina equals mouth.  It does not, sir.

It does not.

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2016, 06:34:21 PM »
Somehow I find this far less gross than "Beard Beer".

Of course, Beard Beer and Pussy Beer could be one and the same, no?

 :confused:

It is amazing how many people, men included, shave down there.  The 70's bush is a relic of the past.

You seem to be missing my point.

Why would the flora (and fauna?) present in Pussy Beer not ALSO be present in Beard Beer.

 :unsure:

Do I have to draw you a picture.

You are the one that seems to think that vagina equals mouth.  It does not, sir.

It does not.

I think you're missing his point...

Put your mind a little more in the gutter and you'll get it.

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2016, 10:20:47 PM »
Somehow I find this far less gross than "Beard Beer".

Of course, Beard Beer and Pussy Beer could be one and the same, no?

 :confused:

It is amazing how many people, men included, shave down there.  The 70's bush is a relic of the past.

You seem to be missing my point.

Why would the flora (and fauna?) present in Pussy Beer not ALSO be present in Beard Beer.

 :unsure:

Do I have to draw you a picture.

You are the one that seems to think that vagina equals mouth.  It does not, sir.

It does not.

I think you're missing his point...

Put your mind a little more in the gutter and you'll get it.

My God!!!

Who eats that much pussy!!!!

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2016, 02:01:24 PM »
The thing is these yeast and bacteria are ubiquitous, so other than shock value you are not going to see much difference in taste from a "clean strain" of the same variety.  So we will have brewers traveling to remote parts of the world to look for old strains that have been isolated for millions of generations and might have some unique characteristics, but that is a big gamble. 

I bet with the face beard or waist beard brews you could find all the same yeast/bacteria here. 
 
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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2016, 03:22:25 PM »
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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2016, 03:27:55 PM »
 

perfect .img is perfect

Mmmmmmm........looks like a big fat woman's ass, to me.  :excited:

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2016, 03:52:39 PM »

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2016, 04:07:44 PM »
The Force is what gives a brewer his power. It's an energy field created by yeast. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It converts polysaccharides to ethyl alcohol.

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2016, 11:02:13 AM »
I'm holding out for colon beer
Should we take a cab home, Jesus?
Shit man, we can hoof it from here.
I know you can walk on water...
But can you walk on this much beer?

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2016, 03:35:52 PM »
If the beer is good I'll drink it. I don't care what it's made with.
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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
« Reply #27 on: April 09, 2016, 07:06:43 PM »
Shit, beers have been made with bull testicles and pig heads, this seems tame by comparison.

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The Force is what gives a brewer his power. It's an energy field created by yeast. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It converts polysaccharides to ethyl alcohol.

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Re: Ok, Beard Beer was bad...
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