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Best name for a beer
« on: May 21, 2008, 02:03:51 PM »
I'm going to have to start with Arrogant Bastard as one of my favorite beer names.

Any others?

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2008, 02:56:33 PM »
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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2008, 03:04:55 PM »
Donkey Punch

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I figured you would be all for Miami Weiss :shrug:

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2008, 03:09:56 PM »
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I figured you would be all for Miami Weiss :shrug:

They used it before I could, fuck them  ;)

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2008, 04:11:12 PM »
Donkey Punch

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I was gonna say donkey punch :kicksrock:

I'll submit "yellow snow"

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2008, 07:04:35 PM »
One of the better brewery names is Great Sex Brewing Company down in Sacramento but unfortunately the beer is nothing to write home about.

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2008, 10:43:03 AM »
Nodding Head's Monkey Knife Fight

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1042/3154/

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2008, 06:21:57 PM »
A couple of barleywines:


McGuire's - What the Gentleman on the Floor is Having

Mad Anthony - Old Crippled Bastard
Give a man a beer, and he'll waste an hour

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2008, 10:14:31 PM »
Quote from: urbanhack
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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2008, 10:14:52 PM »
A couple of barleywines:


McGuire's - What the Gentleman on the Floor is Having

though, this is pretty damned good
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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2008, 12:45:55 PM »
A couple of barleywines:


McGuire's - What the Gentleman on the Floor is Having

though, this is pretty damned good

Victory's barleywine = Old Horizontal
Weyerbacher's = Blithering Idiot

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2008, 03:18:08 PM »
Pork Slap Pale Ale.
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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2008, 03:39:38 PM »
From Walking Man:

My Old Kentucky Homo
Big Phat Homo

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2008, 09:53:39 PM »
From Walking Man:

My Old Kentucky Homo
Big Phat Homo

ISO
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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2008, 11:23:04 AM »
A couple of barleywines:


McGuire's - What the Gentleman on the Floor is Having


 :lol: :lol:
Don't look back, you're not going that way.

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2008, 10:04:30 AM »
A couple of barleywines:


McGuire's - What the Gentleman on the Floor is Having


 :lol: :lol:
Tried to find a link to the Shoe comic that this came from, but no luck.  I think it's on the bottle label, though.

While searching, found this from over the weekend: link
Give a man a beer, and he'll waste an hour

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2017, 04:57:02 PM »
Don't Haze Me Bro

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2017, 05:18:51 PM »
none of whatever Against the Grain is doing
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my head was buried in shuke's tits.
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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2017, 08:01:05 PM »
Whoa ... I just met up with Motherpucker this past weekend.

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2017, 08:30:42 PM »
Whoa ... I just met up with Motherpucker this past weekend.

thanks for the invite!
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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2017, 09:03:30 PM »
Whoa ... I just met up with Motherpucker this past weekend.

thanks for the invite!

It was in MN.

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2017, 09:41:18 PM »
Quote from: urbanhack
my head was buried in shuke's tits.
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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2017, 10:29:14 PM »

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2017, 08:52:55 AM »
:lol:  some of my best decisions have been while drunk, though
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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2018, 05:17:49 PM »
Sludge Pug

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2018, 07:02:07 PM »
Stout, but put a picture of Fat Gator on the can
Should we take a cab home, Jesus?
Shit man, we can hoof it from here.
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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2018, 04:25:25 PM »
Kids These Haze IPA  - Breakside
i'm not good at putting this stuff in words but i can't see myself with anyone else except maybe urbanhack.

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2018, 10:04:18 AM »
I think my all time favorite real beer names are:

Dirty Beaver Juice Weekend :ale:

Carl Weathers As Dillon In Predator :banned:

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2018, 01:20:12 PM »
Local place has recently released:

Weekend at Murkies

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2018, 03:04:29 PM »
Local place has recently released:

Weekend at Murkies

Murker She Wrote

I hope the beers are better than the puns. 

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2018, 04:55:04 PM »
Local place has recently released:

Weekend at Murkies

Murker She Wrote

I hope the beers are better than the puns.

They are Angel Merkel puns so they are hilarious.

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2018, 08:42:29 AM »
An oldie but a goodie, a brewpub in FL used to have a barleywine used to make:

 I'll Have What the Gentleman on the Floor is Having

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2018, 09:40:58 AM »
I generally don't like the names that the Veil uses, but they have one called:

If you're drinking this it's too late

I like that one.

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2018, 04:03:54 PM »
Seth Roggenbier :bowtie:

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2018, 09:37:31 PM »
New~ish brewery near my sisters place called La Cabra.  They have a flagship IPA called:

Hipster Catnip

Little on the nose, but I thought it was clever.

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2018, 10:35:19 PM »
Great Lakes Brewing - Over My Dad Body pilsner
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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2018, 10:45:23 PM »
lol

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #37 on: November 26, 2018, 03:36:47 PM »
Brut Willis
Brut Almighty

Holler Brewing in Houston :thumbup:

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #38 on: June 15, 2019, 11:33:39 PM »
Should we take a cab home, Jesus?
Shit man, we can hoof it from here.
I know you can walk on water...
But can you walk on this much beer?

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #39 on: June 16, 2019, 06:28:25 AM »

I could eat Reese's cups forever, and wash them down with coffee, but not in beer, and definitely not something that strong.

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #40 on: June 16, 2019, 09:49:30 PM »
Hated the beer.  Liked the name
Should we take a cab home, Jesus?
Shit man, we can hoof it from here.
I know you can walk on water...
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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #41 on: June 17, 2019, 11:24:13 AM »
I think my all time favorite real beer names are:

Dirty Beaver Juice Weekend :ale:

Carl Weathers As Dillon In Predator :banned:

These are unbeatable, imho

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #42 on: August 08, 2019, 01:45:56 PM »



I've Had It With These Motherf*****g IPAs At This Motherf*****g Brewery

 :lol:

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #43 on: August 08, 2019, 01:56:55 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
The Force is what gives a brewer his power. It's an energy field created by yeast. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It converts polysaccharides to ethyl alcohol.

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2019, 02:06:06 PM »



I've Had It With These Motherf*****g IPAs At This Motherf*****g Brewery

 :lol:


winner :lol:
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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #45 on: August 14, 2019, 04:21:45 PM »


:blink:

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #46 on: August 14, 2019, 08:46:52 PM »
doesn't that old curmudgeon at the TTB have to approve these?  has he gone senile?
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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #47 on: August 14, 2019, 09:37:27 PM »
doesn't that old curmudgeon at the TTB have to approve these?  has he gone senile?
I think that guy retired. Dunno for sure :shrug:

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #48 on: August 15, 2019, 12:32:46 PM »
doesn't that old curmudgeon at the TTB have to approve these?  has he gone senile?
I think that guy retired. Dunno for sure :shrug:

There are 4 people doing it now.

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Re: Best name for a beer
« Reply #49 on: August 15, 2019, 03:28:47 PM »
Lay-goonie-tuss

La-gween-tus

La-gunt-iss < my co-worker says this

It tells you how to say it on the beer label. :shrug: