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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #50 on: July 09, 2013, 01:45:18 AM »
Eight beers were sent, but I went over by 2.8oz.  It'll have to be close enough.
that would be 6 16oz cans of Surly and 2 750s...
non-conformists are all the same...

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #51 on: July 09, 2013, 05:20:19 AM »
Eight beers were sent, but I went over by 2.8oz.  It'll have to be close enough.
that would be 6 16oz cans of Surly and 2 750s...

Could be, but it isn't.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #52 on: July 09, 2013, 02:15:21 PM »
Eight beers were sent, but I went over by 2.8oz.  It'll have to be close enough.
that would be 6 16oz cans of Surly and 2 750s...

Could be, but it isn't.
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #53 on: July 09, 2013, 03:09:36 PM »
Eight beers were sent, but I went over by 2.8oz.  It'll have to be close enough.
that would be 6 16oz cans of Surly and 2 750s...

Could be, but it isn't.
:bag:

I predict two 750ml, two 22oz, one 16oz, and three 12oz.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #54 on: July 09, 2013, 03:10:54 PM »
Eight beers were sent, but I went over by 2.8oz.  It'll have to be close enough.
that would be 6 16oz cans of Surly and 2 750s...

Could be, but it isn't.
:bag:

I predict two 750ml, two 22oz, one 16oz, and three 12oz.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #55 on: July 09, 2013, 03:15:00 PM »
Eight beers were sent, but I went over by 2.8oz.  It'll have to be close enough.
that would be 6 16oz cans of Surly and 2 750s...

Could be, but it isn't.
:bag:

I predict two 750ml, two 22oz, one 16oz, and three 12oz.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #56 on: July 09, 2013, 05:31:54 PM »
when't this box landing?
Should we take a cab home, Jesus?
Shit man, we can hoof it from here.
I know you can walk on water...
But can you walk on this much beer?

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #57 on: July 09, 2013, 05:44:35 PM »
when't this box landing?

Later than I hoped.  Apparently the pick up had already happened yesterday when I dropped it off (dropped off 20 minutes before the cutoff).  It's being delivered Saturday.  I know the assumption is that a newb was the target, and I'm not saying it wasn't, but being as I almost never trade, I could easily fill up a box for everyone on the list that didn't come to TTFest.  Hell, I could probably do that anyways with some new beers that came out.

That said, the recipient was a logical choice for me.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #58 on: July 09, 2013, 08:54:34 PM »
Eight beers were sent, but I went over by 2.8oz.  It'll have to be close enough.
that would be 6 16oz cans of Surly and 2 750s...

Could be, but it isn't.
:bag:

I predict two 750ml, two 22oz, one 16oz, and three 12oz.

 :unsure:


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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #59 on: July 09, 2013, 10:17:07 PM »


That said, the recipient was a logical choice for me.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #60 on: July 10, 2013, 12:38:48 PM »
when't this box landing?

Later than I hoped.  Apparently the pick up had already happened yesterday when I dropped it off (dropped off 20 minutes before the cutoff).  It's being delivered Saturday.  I know the assumption is that a newb was the target, and I'm not saying it wasn't, but being as I almost never trade, I could easily fill up a box for everyone on the list that didn't come to TTFest.  Hell, I could probably do that anyways with some new beers that came out.

That said, the recipient was a logical choice for me.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #61 on: July 10, 2013, 12:56:42 PM »
Should we take a cab home, Jesus?
Shit man, we can hoof it from here.
I know you can walk on water...
But can you walk on this much beer?

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #62 on: July 11, 2013, 06:46:57 PM »
worst clues ever
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #63 on: July 12, 2013, 06:09:39 AM »
Didn't know you wanted clues.  Beer clues or destination clues?

Here's a beer clue...

Bronies

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #64 on: July 12, 2013, 07:03:14 AM »
Didn't know you wanted clues.  Beer clues or destination clues?

Here's a beer clue...

Bronies

Overrated :thumbup:

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #65 on: July 12, 2013, 08:31:12 AM »
Didn't know you wanted clues.  Beer clues or destination clues?

Here's a beer clue...

Bronies

Overrated :thumbup:

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #66 on: July 13, 2013, 12:34:05 PM »
Quote
On FedEx vehicle for delivery

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #67 on: July 13, 2013, 12:55:12 PM »
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #68 on: July 13, 2013, 01:08:28 PM »

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #69 on: July 13, 2013, 07:30:27 PM »
Well, it has been delivered.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #70 on: July 13, 2013, 07:54:10 PM »
 :hack:
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #71 on: July 13, 2013, 08:36:24 PM »


Surly SeVIIn
Steel Toe Size 7 IPA
Steel Toe Size 11 IPA
Steel Toe Rainmaker Double Red
Surly Underrated West Coast IPA
Left Bridge Hop Dish
Indeed Midnight Ryder
Indeed Day Tripper
Pineapple Exhaust
And I'm guessing Bakes' Taint...no writing on the label





Awesome bro, never expected to get one from you. :ale: :banned:
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #72 on: July 13, 2013, 08:39:37 PM »
The one I forgot to write on is actually the "Little Exhaust".  The part that was frozen off of pineapple exhaust.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #73 on: July 13, 2013, 08:41:41 PM »
 :thumbdown:

What a waste of good beer.
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Shit man, we can hoof it from here.
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But can you walk on this much beer?

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #74 on: July 13, 2013, 08:44:20 PM »
:thumbdown:

What a waste of good beer.



Suck it, hoser
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #75 on: July 13, 2013, 08:51:17 PM »
Should we take a cab home, Jesus?
Shit man, we can hoof it from here.
I know you can walk on water...
But can you walk on this much beer?

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #76 on: July 13, 2013, 11:32:03 PM »
so Pineapple Exhaust is real??? and it's actually beer?? :furley:
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #77 on: July 13, 2013, 11:39:35 PM »
so Pineapple Exhaust is real??? and it's actually beer?? :furley:

I made it real.  Water, malt, yeast, hops (and some other stuff) and it was done.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #78 on: July 15, 2013, 10:57:37 AM »
I'll get this out tomorrow and hopefully to the recipient by Friday :ale:
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #79 on: July 15, 2013, 11:01:47 AM »
 :cheers:

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #80 on: July 18, 2013, 08:30:13 PM »
Should we take a cab home, Jesus?
Shit man, we can hoof it from here.
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But can you walk on this much beer?

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #81 on: July 18, 2013, 08:43:51 PM »
big time slacking on this. Had some family stuff come up and wasn't able to get it out until today.


hint> the box is heading east
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #82 on: July 19, 2013, 12:02:14 AM »
big time slacking on this. Had some family stuff come up and wasn't able to get it out until today.


hint> the box is heading east


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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #83 on: July 19, 2013, 10:34:16 AM »
photoshop experts> have fun
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #84 on: July 19, 2013, 11:39:00 AM »
Beer clue #1-


HST
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #85 on: July 19, 2013, 12:04:57 PM »
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I ended up drinking 9 times my body weight in beer, broke three glasses over my head, 7 over others, ordered up 17 hookers for a little afterparty, held a cabbie hostage while running his cab through the Madison capitol doors, and I grabbed gator's ass.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #86 on: July 19, 2013, 12:26:42 PM »
Everyone wants people they like to be right, that's why popular people are fucking dumb.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #88 on: July 19, 2013, 03:03:00 PM »
First rule of BIF's...the shipper is a filthy liar.

Check your doorsteps. 
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Shit man, we can hoof it from here.
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #89 on: July 19, 2013, 03:26:42 PM »
First rule of BIF's...the shipper is a filthy liar.

Check your doorsteps.

I told the truth and nothing but the truth.  this time

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #90 on: July 19, 2013, 05:21:59 PM »
First rule of BIF's...the shipper is a filthy liar.


:goodposting:
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #91 on: July 19, 2013, 05:26:04 PM »
Everyone wants people they like to be right, that's why popular people are fucking dumb.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #92 on: July 19, 2013, 05:26:43 PM »
Everyone wants people they like to be right, that's why popular people are fucking dumb.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #93 on: July 19, 2013, 05:53:11 PM »
First rule of BIF's...the shipper is a filthy liar.


:goodposting:


:coffee:

rule #2 everyone else in the BIF is a filthy fucking liar, too
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #94 on: July 19, 2013, 06:07:02 PM »
First rule of BIF's...the shipper is a filthy liar.


:goodposting:


:coffee:

rule #2 everyone else in the BIF is a filthy fucking liar, too

I've only lied 8 times in BIF's
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #95 on: July 19, 2013, 07:57:00 PM »
First rule of BIF's...the shipper is a filthy liar.


:goodposting:


:coffee:

rule #2 everyone else in the BIF is a filthy fucking liar, too

I've only lied 8 times in BIF's

I've lied at least 346 times in BIFs.  Hell, I even lied as another user. :unsure:

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #96 on: July 19, 2013, 09:53:30 PM »
Hell, I even lied as another user. :unsure:

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #97 on: July 20, 2013, 12:56:36 PM »
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #98 on: July 20, 2013, 03:12:56 PM »
Sure hope it isn't sitting on my doorstep.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #99 on: July 20, 2013, 06:57:27 PM »
Sure hope it isn't sitting on my doorstep.

Are you not home?
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