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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #100 on: July 21, 2013, 12:06:00 AM »
Beer clue #1-


HST


Same beer, new clue-


Thanksgiving
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #101 on: July 21, 2013, 12:12:03 AM »
Should we take a cab home, Jesus?
Shit man, we can hoof it from here.
I know you can walk on water...
But can you walk on this much beer?

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #104 on: July 21, 2013, 10:51:23 PM »
Sure hope it isn't sitting on my doorstep.

Are you not home?
I wasn't when I typed that.  I am now. 

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #105 on: July 21, 2013, 10:54:17 PM »
Sure hope it isn't sitting on my doorstep.

Are you not home?
I wasn't when I typed that.  I am now.

well then....
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #106 on: July 21, 2013, 10:57:43 PM »

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #107 on: July 22, 2013, 01:41:59 PM »
Beer clue #1-


HST


Same beer, new clue-


Thanksgiving


FOOD PAIRINGS:
Beef sliders with caramelized onions, pulled pork tacos, beer float with vanilla bean ice cream
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #108 on: July 22, 2013, 01:50:38 PM »
Beer clue #1-


HST


Same beer, new clue-


Thanksgiving


FOOD PAIRINGS:
Beef sliders with caramelized onions, pulled pork tacos, beer float with vanilla bean ice cream

https://avbc.com/our-beers/anderson-valley-wild-turkey-bourbon-barrel-stout/

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #109 on: July 22, 2013, 01:59:51 PM »
 :thumbup:
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #110 on: July 22, 2013, 03:47:59 PM »
I'm out of town all next week cambinping in MI, so don't ship to me off the bat.
Also, my work addy will be changing soon, so use my home address.

We're moved into the new building and the updated address is in my forum profile.  You can still ship to my home address, but if you want to save a few shekels, send it to my office.
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #111 on: July 22, 2013, 06:18:31 PM »
I'm out of town all next week cambinping in MI, so don't ship to me off the bat.
Also, my work addy will be changing soon, so use my home address.

We're moved into the new building and the updated address is in my forum profile.  You can still ship to my home address, but if you want to save a few shekels, send it to my office.



So is it Mr. Cock Sucker now?  :coffee:

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #112 on: July 22, 2013, 06:36:13 PM »
I'm out of town all next week cambinping in MI, so don't ship to me off the bat.
Also, my work addy will be changing soon, so use my home address.

We're moved into the new building and the updated address is in my forum profile.  You can still ship to my home address, but if you want to save a few shekels, send it to my office.



So is it Mr. Cock Sucker now?  :coffee:

I addressed the box I sent him to The Manhammer.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #113 on: July 22, 2013, 06:47:44 PM »
I'm out of town all next week cambinping in MI, so don't ship to me off the bat.
Also, my work addy will be changing soon, so use my home address.

We're moved into the new building and the updated address is in my forum profile.  You can still ship to my home address, but if you want to save a few shekels, send it to my office.



So is it Mr. Cock Sucker now?  :coffee:

I addressed the box I sent him to The Manhammer.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #114 on: July 22, 2013, 07:33:25 PM »
Old news :coffee:

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #115 on: July 23, 2013, 10:07:14 AM »
[noshtick] It was supposed to be delivered today, looks like it got pushed back to tomorrow.  :thumbdown: :thumbdown: [/noshtick]
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #116 on: July 23, 2013, 10:19:29 AM »
Gator sucks at BIFs.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #117 on: July 23, 2013, 10:45:41 AM »

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #119 on: July 24, 2013, 12:03:54 PM »
OUT FOR DELIVERY
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #120 on: July 24, 2013, 12:52:13 PM »
About fucking time.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #121 on: July 24, 2013, 02:53:35 PM »
She had the damn royal baby yesterday.  Sheesh.
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #122 on: July 24, 2013, 06:30:53 PM »
Customer was not available....wtf. I didn't request a signature
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #123 on: July 24, 2013, 07:19:20 PM »
This your first BIF?
Should we take a cab home, Jesus?
Shit man, we can hoof it from here.
I know you can walk on water...
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #124 on: July 24, 2013, 08:34:22 PM »
Customer was not available....wtf. I didn't request a signature
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #125 on: July 24, 2013, 08:39:04 PM »
This your first BIF?

Little do you know that it's already been delivered and turned around again
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #126 on: July 24, 2013, 09:29:06 PM »
If it was sent to a work address the signature will be required...

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #127 on: July 25, 2013, 01:04:12 AM »
If it was sent to a work address the signature will be required...
:plzdie:
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #128 on: July 25, 2013, 01:25:19 AM »
Hopefully this gets wrapped up before we start the secret Santa.
Should we take a cab home, Jesus?
Shit man, we can hoof it from here.
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But can you walk on this much beer?

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #129 on: July 25, 2013, 01:29:37 AM »
who uses an address of an office that closes before 5:00?

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #130 on: July 25, 2013, 01:30:12 AM »
who uses an address of an office that closes before 5:00?

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #131 on: July 25, 2013, 06:42:28 AM »
Hopefully this gets wrapped up before we start the secret Santa.

I'll take the over.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #132 on: July 25, 2013, 07:53:51 AM »
Customer was not available....wtf. I didn't request a signature

You should have sent to me. This is what you get. 

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #133 on: July 25, 2013, 09:44:17 AM »
Customer was not available....wtf. I didn't request a signature

You should have sent to me. This is what you get.
:mellow:
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #134 on: July 25, 2013, 10:46:44 AM »
Customer was not available....wtf. I didn't request a signature

You should have sent to me. This is what you get.
:mellow:

 :shrug:  :bird:

This is certainly off to a bad start.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #135 on: July 25, 2013, 10:52:43 AM »
Customer was not available....wtf. I didn't request a signature

You should have sent to me. This is what you get.
:mellow:

 :shrug:  :bird:

This is certainly off to a bad start.

Guess I shipped to the wrong person.   :shrug:

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #136 on: July 25, 2013, 11:02:08 AM »
Out for delivery again

Pro Tip- USE A GD ADDRESS WHERE PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY RECEIVE IT
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #137 on: July 25, 2013, 02:03:48 PM »
UPS sucks. That is all.
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #138 on: July 25, 2013, 02:05:38 PM »
UPS sucks. That is all.

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I deal with them enough at work every day to know how thoroughly they suck.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #139 on: July 25, 2013, 04:19:11 PM »
Oh for fuck's sake
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #140 on: July 25, 2013, 04:57:53 PM »
Oh for fuck's sake

You forgot the link.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #141 on: July 25, 2013, 05:10:39 PM »
Everyone wants people they like to be right, that's why popular people are fucking dumb.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #142 on: July 25, 2013, 05:21:47 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #144 on: July 26, 2013, 01:56:06 AM »
Can we start over?
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #145 on: July 26, 2013, 09:18:32 AM »
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I ended up drinking 9 times my body weight in beer, broke three glasses over my head, 7 over others, ordered up 17 hookers for a little afterparty, held a cabbie hostage while running his cab through the Madison capitol doors, and I grabbed gator's ass.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #147 on: July 26, 2013, 10:24:35 AM »
I'll take over for Gator?
i'm not good at putting this stuff in words but i can't see myself with anyone else except maybe urbanhack.

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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #148 on: July 26, 2013, 10:55:22 AM »
shit, as far as I know TT gave me a list of wrong addresses and I'm not even really in the BIF.

This makes sense....

.No WAY he would send to me first in a real BIF.
.There was no list of addresses in the box, it was emailed to me after I got it...probably so i didn't forward you people's addys to some random stranger.
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Re: Off the Shelf BIF
« Reply #149 on: July 26, 2013, 11:03:53 AM »
shit, as far as I know TT gave me a list of wrong addresses and I'm not even really in the BIF.

This makes sense....

.No WAY he would send to me first in a real BIF.
.There was no list of addresses in the box, it was emailed to me after I got it...probably so i didn't forward you people's addys to some random stranger.
.

I sure don't see any solid proof here.  Did you get a box full of beer that I would be able to buy off shelves here?  Why send along a piece of paper when I can just share the document in google?