well if you could get away the 26th, I know of an epic tasting that usually happens day after Christmas in Bowling Green...
There is a really strong beer community in Nashville, best communicated with via Facebook... too bad you are opposed to such things, or I could put you in touch.;-)
Two really good new breweries you should check out are in Franklin, Turtle Anarchy and Cool Springs Brewing. CSB is actually a kid friendly pizza joint. The brewer there came from Twisted Pine in Boulder and is one of the crazy people behind Ghost Face Killah... he is otherwise actually a very good brewer ;-)