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Review by Guido4Life on 01/26/10  
Score Appearance Smell Taste Mouthfeel Overall Impression Year
22 2 2 3 2 2 0
Damn this beer is god-awful. I swear I'll smack the next fool who gives me that "good for the style" crap. They pretty much invented a crappy style and brewed a beer precisely to that style. Wow, let's give these fuckers a medal for it. I could invent a style called Horseshit Beer that's supposed to smell and taste just like horseshit, then I could brew a beer with 50lbs of horseshit and have it fit the style perfectly, but at the end of the day, it's still horseshit. So is this. Looks ok I guess, pale yellow with a fizzy white head. Aroma is grainy, adjunky, and bad. Smells pretty artificial. As for taste, this shit is ricier than a tricked-out Honda Civic (no offense). Some sweet pale malt sneaks in there, and this "beer" has got less hops than a morbidly obese elephant with its feet cemented into the fucking ground. As for mouthfeel, well, this abomination of a beer feels almost exactly like carbonated water. This sucks, I'm done.

Served In: Bottle