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What the fuck is this piece of shit beer? I drank this from the fucking bottle at a honky tonk in Nashville. It would be insulting to a glass to pour this insipid watered-down piss water into it. This was unlike any other beer I’ve had in that it tastes almost exactly like water.

Pours extremely pale yellow with a small fizzy white head.

Aroma is basically nothing. A faint hint of grainy malt and adjunk.

Flavor is water, H2O, dihydrogen monoxide, aqua, and a little malt and adjunk. A piece of cardboard has more flavor than this.

Palate is straight carbonated water. Nothing else to it.

This was gone in about 3 seconds, and I wasn’t even trying to chug it. It’s water with a slight hint of bad beer. Seriously, if you want something like this, just take an MGD and mix it with 2 parts water. It’ll last you longer. Enough of this "race to the bottom" - just bottle some water and call it "Bud Zero" or "MGD Zero" already. This "beer" is an absolute disgrace and I am embarrassed to be a member of the same species as the people who created this crap. Fuck Miller.

Price: $3.00 Served In: Bottle